This is a Taste of Finisterra from some of the Realities world that we are working on. While the generalized title has been Realities, there are many parts of Realities. Also, this really is a raw version of Finisterra, well before editing. But that’s Realities and Finisterra for you.
Like usual, maybe enjoy? 🙂
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Micheal, what the fuck you look like shit and then Bam there’s just little dude who was like 4‘8“ and glowing as well and she kind of walks over and says you know you usually take a couple steps to the bridge this be nice and take two steps to him and I kneel down and he hugs me and he says somethings wrong. Something broke, what happened? Tell me everything. Tell God everything shit we need Paul did you call Paul yet?
I’m sorry I’m fucking hugging Satan. I’m hugging Satan. I say reverend, how is this possible? How how is how how my how how is any of this shit oh fuck I’m going to pass out and then hit the ground
Luckily, I was closer range as reverend wake up him spray me with water from the faucet and he just says wake up asshole come on wake up, wake up for me wake up for Satan wake up your best friends and fucking call Paul dammit.
OK God, I’ll call That used to work with the AMEX?
He knows Michael Hall of purgatory. He’s one of the three of us and one of your five best friends. We can’t get in touch with Merlin yet, but he’s probably going to be the one that helps us the most, but it’s not time, call for Paul.
With that I just put my hands up nebulously as I laid there and sit if you can hear me, Paul God and Satan are here with me and I’m having some problems above and beyond the usual or maybe this is usual I don’t know.
And then there’s this dude who is 5‘7“ and gray and gray on more gray with other gray I said I’m going to kiss your paw and he says yes Micheal sit up or stand up and give me a hug. Dammit just got a force now you have to protect all of us Ducks and then they wouldn’t have come here if they didn’t think you could help us and protect us.
OK, who the fuck can tell me how to do that and is there any need to levitate? I just say something like usual force field 10 miles thick and damp or something
Says that plus distortion filter so nobody can see who’s in here and sorry 10 miles of force field doesn’t doesn’t do that.
OK I’m just going to say it out loud for sealed with used dimensions and properties and I said OK. How do I know it worked And God says you should be able to see it there don’t get up you fucking pansy ass bitch and three of them are laughing and I say how do I get the feeling that you’re using this as an opportunity? Talk shit to me because I must’ve done something recently or general or total War.
Micheal haven’t done anything since, just one of those opportunities to talk. Shit, I want to say I’m sorry, but I’m not your dip shit and you’re a fuck up and you’re fucking idiot. How the fuck did you get reset we fix that I thought you and Merlin you fix this problem, you told me a number of times you’ve gone through the over and over and over trillion plus lines of it to make sure you were safe. You were walking with Forefield and so anybody that you were with the kids and not well they’re children probably more mature than you are.
That secondary thing you insulted me twice or three times probably you can insult me too? As I sat up and just starts laughing and goes, sorry Micheal I didn’t have a dong bong for you, undertaker dong.
OK, you know I have big fan, but there must be reason that, you run purgatory that did something happened that I did that and it fucked with somebody. OK got it. I just figured just blow it off like that.
I don’t even know where I was, but I woke up here and after looking around and it is determining that there’s no cameras now I found some Christmas, except for I don’t have anything to it and perhaps have a dollar bill out of my pocket and it’s fucking just keys and a lighter and nobody and Satan says just one for fucks sake or teleport the one from the new place and you haven’t really named as of earlier it goes. Oh fuck.
I bet I know what happened, God, Paul, they were talking about making Micheal an infinite sideways and that way if anything like this happened, you know everybody and everything and everything would be the same, like it is for us 3+ Merlin and his friend, the kid and so many others in this universe and all realities.
Look at Satan as I just sat on my ass my legs out and I said you said teleport, realtor said teleport. And now why not exist between reality or reality the various realities?
Micheal tons that you’re in, and tons that you’re not reality is infinite, and because of that, you’ve been static to one reality unless you skip or thrown there by her little ancient Cunt.
God says we need a better name for her because it’s diminishing what a Cunt is because she’s like the supreme overlord of all the hunts that ever been punts times like 10 Crillion And now unit measurement doesn’t make up for insulting me going to get you back here.
I just lay back down and stand up. Your tunic makes you look fat the other two start laughing and I join in shortly thereafter it was God joining after me.
Paul says really burned him on that one. He’s feeling it and not not because it’s Satan but but because because you know you’re insulted real well. Real Micheal and he starts laughing and OK fine tough crowd. Has Micheal say.
I say I need a straw and there’s a straw, OK I need scissors and scissors and straw and I need I need my straw and the other stuff in the scissors. I say OK where’s my phone phone card here? Check up adjust adjust where did I get this from?
Satan says your friend, he delivers. He’s a wonderful wonderful man and this fucked him too because now he’s gotta meet Jane again and we gotta fix this so we can finish her because dammit, I’m tired of fucking losing you and having to go through this shit again. I want my best friend dammit.
Wait, this is Satan, I’m your best friend that’s that’s so amazing.
God says dip shit, and I’ll pay for that one later we’re all best friends. We’re all each other‘s best friends well actually Micheal you’re my best friend aside from my wife, your Paul’s best friend. I’m Satan‘s best friend teacher. Best friends with all of us were the four protectors.
Thank God I’ve decided that I do this run and I just hit and hit and Holden say every time you call me tip shit I’m going to call you something worse then and I don’t know. I kind of put my hands up a little bit and say I’m just trying trying to say please you’re not helping me by name, unless you call me and I say some shit that he blushes at two and doesn’t because I don’t think he can blush.
Folks, the last thing I remember is I bought this house not this one but a house down in Tempe and I had moved in with two folks three I was with, and I thought it was Lisa And then two friends I bought a house for it was like right there.
God says Micheal you own that house and you moved into your own and you’re two friends they’re supposed to be in that house behind you because of the spirit and he goes oh fuck, Micheal Need to talk to the spirit because the spirit will know guys. How do we do this? They are talking between them and I close my eyes as I stood there and said I’m looking for a spirit it’s Micheal, I’m looking for spirit spirit are you there? Please help me spirit save me. I don’t know what happened And then I can hear him Micheal. It’s wonderful to hear from you, you were just here and I’ve lost feeling of you, you just disappeared. Everything disappeared except for the two free things and walk around and then apparently they just eat sleeping shit. I’m here at my old house with God, Paul, and Satan trying to be together. What the fuck happened, are you trapped still yes, because Merlin hasn’t gotten here fudge.
I say what’s the matter what was what happened she reset because she didn’t want to meet me so I can’t protect you if those kind of yeah if I get my brothers that makes her weaker if you want just bring your friends, I’m sure they’d love to meet me and see the new place or at least try to figure out what the fuck happened.
I said OK. Here’s the thing you know my friends are God, Satan and Paul. I don’t know that I could even be willing to teleport them if I even can because I mean, I did get the straw.
And spirit says I saw, I figured you’d be calling soon now because you kind of powered up a little bit. Ask them to come with or meet us there I need you to protect them.
I said I am spirit and they can hear me and they think I’m being crazier than before, but perhaps they can hear you and spirit. Yes they can hear me, deities of their room, that’s the only way they can Protectors, my brother and I are protectors not nearly like you guys in the same essence.
OK. How do I know that you really spirit and not I don’t know somebody playing a prank?
I told you my name ancient, and you said it to me, and you’re the only human who ever has tell me what my name is and like instantly, I say it full name.
How would I know if that’s the real name and there’s two ancients right there with you and God is that my name or you just making up?
Satan and Paul that’s definitely that person, and you’ve talked about the spirit many times but we never met them because we can reset and it fucking affect us too. It’s like, not cool and if she said it was because maybe spirits right says God.
OK then let’s go to my house that I don’t have a name yet should I ask everybody to go home and I want to get there call you and ask you to come back probably going to freak the fuck out because she’s going to spoof for you isn’t she?
And Paul says oh it’ll be me because she loves doing that to you, she took you away from me for a long time because she was afraid you were well shit you were. I sent you back to time with somebody who they could be with their father, and that turned out to be a fucking cluster fuck of a yeah And the other two yeah that was fucking bad.
OK, how do I do this and Satan and Paul say and I say God it goes oh yeah I’ll take Satan. I’ve held this many times with you and he is one of my best friends, contrary with people in the sink God and Satan are not at war, fact with peace since he decided he wanted to go run hell Passed down through generations of God and don’t ask right now.
I killed the four of us or the spirit catches us and I don’t want to land on spirit so OK close my eyes and nothing I say OK how do I do this answer it says just listen to my voice, come here I’m going to come to where you hear my voice and then bam I was in the kitchen and my friends were on unharmed and I think I’m pretty sure I mean, maybe.
I I just moved us from one place to another, the four of us.
They all say yeah, and then the spirit shows itself and Satan and Paul turn and just walk over and like start talking into it and I just turn to God and say how do I know what they’re saying I can hear them talking and I understand But what is it? They’re saying it is the name I said seems like it had too many continents.
Micheal did a number on you. Hope that we can get in touch with Merlin and make sure that your static reality and that was his or that the wizard, the wizard who helps you protect this real he didn’t put him in charge of it.
How do we find them because I’ll go get them talk to them call them something because severe disadvantage right now because I can move that force field here and I think I hope it kept homeowners insurance OK.
Hopefully this covers us because I don’t want anything to happen to the spirit because I haven’t done what I said I was going to do apparently. I wanted to set him free and if you wanted to stay, he could stay and I’m just remembering this right now.
Hold on. I need to get stuff from the old place. I’ll be right back in one and 1/2 seconds and then grab Christmas and clean real quick and then bam back and gun says I was two seconds liar. He just starts laughing.
Can I have a hug no because you’re going to do something you’re going to give me a wedgy aren’t you? I said yeah was going to only one that you could see and feel and nobody else, and then I have to figure out how to do that. How do I find Merlin?
He lives in the body of somebody else somebody else is supposed to be your wizard. And they live in the northeast. And if you think of in all of your books is in elements at least.
What do you mean my books? I’m unemployed. I don’t even know how I could rent this place with no job.
Just laughing, check your bank account.
God, my bank account was like -$416 yesterday the fuck makes me think it’s going to be different. You weren’t looking at the account, open it up please do I look and scroll down and then move money over they don’t get pissed off at you more.
This is a lot of money here and I see some transfers really big money like $4 million. I guess that was for here and then OK OK just just trying to grasp this and think about it and figure it out because I’m trying not to freak the fuck out right now that I have all this money if this is even real money.
I might be picking on you, I’m not lying to you. I’ve never outright I mean I guess I didn’t tell you the truth on some stuff but I didn’t mostly lie.
Right right how can I believe you’re saying if you just told me that you lied to me before and you know, apparently I would feel strongly against somebody lying to me and being my friend.
It’s really a long story and it’s water under the bridge where the two of them can indicate that’s a long time ago. It’s OK, but I did tell you shit because I didn’t want to say something, I can give you, a wedgy, from Detroit. I mean, if you’re in Detroit with me and is the same 10‘2‘. I’m disappointed to hear that you lie to me and we’re going to have to sit down and have a really really big conversation with your wife and asked why you would lie to me.
Please please don’t drag into it doesn’t need to be part of this conversation because she already knows and she’s and I’m not lying about that Guys having conversation with God about him lying to me before apparently at least once if not bunch of times and I said he and I and his wife should sit down and he indicated that she already knew.
Oh yeah, she knows, she was really pissed off with him over it, especially when he tried to impersonate her potty. So he could apologize because he couldn’t figure out what to do to apologize.
I see, said the blind man as he pissed into the wind, it’s all coming back to me and he starts laughing and goes. That’s a pretty good Micheal I’m sorry but we really buried that long time ago and they can confirm that you’ve been good to me. I haven’t been sending you on stupid missions or even alone to kill 168 times.
Oh my God, I’m an assassin for you. I kill people for you. Oh my God I’m going to be sick and into the fucking sink and I throw up. There’s no way that you just hold on, I just test and it’s garbage and I down the drain and dissipate everything I say that was a nice gift. She just left, she must be laughing in her pantaloons.
Hold on I’m getting very angry real fast real fast and then I just warm up in this guy and Fucking punch that little fucking bitch right in her fucking snout. And how the fuck and I say fuck you stay the fuck away from me don’t don’t make me really fucking kill you permanently and then replace you with a fucking shell script you little bitch. If I need a restraining order, I will get one. I’m sorry I tested didn’t tested enough and there was a trap and what can I do to help? What do we need to do?
is here all good, we took care of it, you took care of it when you got rid of your throwing up and I’m sure we don’t love doing that and it’s been a long time.
OK, everybody knows, I just reached up and punched some bitch. I hope it was her but told her to stay away from me and I have a restraining order.
And they all except for the spirit and, they say, you can’t put a restraining order against her because she doesn’t exist in this planet, she’s the universe, and she’s an ancient Cunt and now he looks up and sees the fucking shit fucking hitting force again.
Hold on hold up I just grab Right by the throat fucking cut it out or else. If you do not cease and desist, you’ll force my hand to accelerate my plans on murdering you. Perhaps assassinating you. Because there’s going to be a final battle at some point here if you keep this up. Just stop leave me and my friends alone you fucking retard.
I will not leave you alone until I have all of your power. You don’t deserve it you’re human you fucking garbage start moving her around and slamming her into things breaking shit I don’t know where the fuck you are, but if I jump there I snap your neck and fuck your throat and then I’m going to fuck your little body and explode you.
You’re disgusting, you’re disgusting human you don’t deserve to live you don’t deserve that it’s mine.
Die squish.
Jacquees on the top and just think of better long time that it stopped and probably won’t be OK. OK think if somebody was throwing something at you, you would redirect it, thinking thinking.
Has any of you ever created a horseshoe to take and redirect them back to where they’re coming from?
They say no, but you should be able to do it and that’ll give you a little bit of room because we all heard what you just said and that was weak. Come on Micheal you could better, I said fine. Horseshoe stuff goes back right for a few minutes. I’m sorry I’ve been preoccupied with God lying to me and bitch, I’m sorry I promised you apparently and apparently unlike other people around here I don’t make promises that are lies.
Satan says oh fuck. Micheal, don’t go on about this. You cannot go on and on about this because it’s not good it’s dev dev even if something happened years ago don’t don’t don’t it’s going to break shit.
Maybe this shit should break some fucking kneecaps let’s go find somebody with kneecaps to break and good laughs and spirit. How do we find Merlin? How do we find him? It is to bring them here. I guess says you’re going to have to bring Carl here and he’s your wizard.
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So there you go folks, a raw version of Finisterra. This is a part of the overall Realities. We fully expect LSE2 to sell like hotcakes.