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A Random & RAW Taste of Somewhere in Time – Part 1

This is a Taste of Somewhere In Time from some of the Realities world that we are working on. While the generalized title has been Realities, there are many parts of Realities. Also, this really is a raw version of Somewhere In Time, well before editing. But that’s Realities and Somewhere In Time for you.

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And then second later, I was in a different house, but based on the vegetation, it seemed familiar.

Wait a couple seconds and I just say is there anybody here? is there anybody here?

I hear the spirits and indicate that they’re here and I must’ve popped from a different reality I go through and I try to understand exactly what the fuck they are talking about because goddamnit understand.

Spirits do I need to have one of those conversations with Merlin and Carl to better I understand what the fuck is going on?

And they reply very kindly and just say Micheal, perhaps you need to talk with Marilyn because you seem to be well using your terminology sixes and sevens.

If I could look at them, I would be looking at them going what the fuck did you just say because I have no fucking idea because it seems like fucking ridiculous talk.

Why the fuck am I here and why am I not at my hotel with Jane because this makes no sense and I’m not even gonna argue where I am because I’m not gonna bounce myself somewhere that is particularly dangerous.

No Micheal, you’re fine. You don’t need to worry about anything here, and there’s like this long pause like that kind of unpause that I would do in the middle of a sentence.

We’re gonna call Merlin and he’ll be here in a second. And then there is weird field of circles and diamonds in squares and rectangles and rhomboids and who the fuck else knows. And this little dude walks out and it starts give me shit.

Micheal, I get a dollar for every time I have to come here and smack your bitch ass up. I would have maybe, five dollars. And he just starts laughing.

Micheal, you were in a reality timeline that’s past tense. It’s not Jason it’s had and your last noon good is here at realities. For whatever reason, I suspect it is all all the subsequent realities were you’re in with somebody, you’re being brought forward which is really weird but it’s probably because you haven’t become singular yet.

Neil down and scurry/waddles over and give him a hug and I said great wizard Merlin, what the fuck did you just say because I don’t know what the fuck you just said Please explain it and perhaps dump it down for me.

I’m sorry, Micheal you just happen to be the smartest anything in the entirety of any universe in any reality in any timeline in anything. Let me think if I can say this right.

And one of the spirits who I would be able to identify as the youngest, says Micheal, when you reach singularity with Merlin, helping you combine all Michael’s, you are brought back to realities coming your home.

And as it happens, those Michaels, they no longer exist. They’re gone, except they’re inside of you.

I sent to myself to if I could see you I would really wonder what the fuck.

so Marilyn made me singular so that means he got rid of every other version of me and do that, at some point I’m being reset back to here which is why apparently last known good.

Comments, Micheal you’re being sent back here and each time you do it’s like you wake up and each time it’s less and less work or effort to bring you up to speed. It’s like you’re getting, it’s not a concussion but like you get knocked down and then you kind of figure out where the fuck you are like you hit your head or something well this is apparently what it’s like to be the only Micheal.

Said right, the only Micheal. What is the net gain for me being the only Micheal, if you don’t mind me asking?

Micheal there are times in friends of ours there infinite like myself they don’t change between realities. They don’t change between timelines, they’re always the same. But you were Micheal and then Micheal B and then Micheal C. You kind of figured out who’s who and what was what

Your friends and family all were concerned that he’s trying to shit happened. This is the kind of shit that would happen. It’s only been recently that this shit has been happening so I don’t know what’s going on in those realities which would be 5 to 7 years in the past, You’re getting kicked forward, to your last known good.

Right, OK and let me guess. I have a huge house and lots of cars and tons of money and tons of hookers and booze and sex drugs, etc. etc.?

Micheal, you have your woman. You have drugs cause that seems to be one of your things and you have alcohol. You go to alcohol companies that do vodka which ancients can’t come into contact with because it’ll melt us.

Right right right I’m so one more stupid question, I feel like you’re insinuating, somebody that I’m with are you insinuating that and who is she?

Micheal, I can’t tell you, you’ll have to wait approximately 15 to 20 seconds for her because she’s on her way over here from the bedroom because it’s like 800 miles away.

He starts laughing and sort of the spirits And I hear this voice, this woman’s voice which feels like it’s familiar but I didn’t know why. And I would’ve seen Micheal, Micheal are you there? Is everything OK Micheal I’m just on my way down. The hallway is 800 miles and she starts laughing.

She comes around the corner into the kitchen as they stood there and I looked at her go. Who the fuck are you? Why the fuck are you naked and why the fuck are you in my house?

She says Marilyn, I told you that this is going to inevitably happen he has no idea who I am and he asked those questions.

I know you’re right. I think you need to give him a hug or kiss so that he remembers because inevitably you’re the only reason why he comes back.

I stopped and I look at the fuck you say, I am not giving her permission to do that, I have no fucking idea who she is and she’s also naked and she’s apparently in my house and I need a really good reason, why this is the case.

Why is there a fucking supermodel naked in my kitchen? Why is there a naked woman who is so physically fit and perfect getting naked and my kitchen? I mean damn she’s beautiful. I say this without even knowing her and the qualities of her person And intellect.

And with that she steps into me and just gives me a hug 10 seconds pulse back and just tender 10 seconds and hold back and just says Micheal, what is my name?

My first instinct was to say Slim Shady, but I I don’t wanna go into that. I said I miss that was a kiss that I would be missed dismiss that it would be miss to not say it was less.

Micheal, that’s actually one of the best that you’ve done. I was six. But if you don’t remember me after that kiss, Marilyn, what do we do to get them back?

He starts laughing and says apparently you need to have sex with him right here and I’m gonna leave then, there’s no laughter. Tough crowd, tough crowd.

Yes, Jessica, I don’t know what I can do at this point to prove to him that you’re supposed to be here and you’re his girl from the grocery store. The original. The one he met on the other side, and then killed himself and got Jessica afterwards that wasn’t you Jessica Michelle Klein.

Him and talk to her and look at him again and then her again and I said can you be the girl from the grocery store, and she was maybe maybe 10 pounds heavier she short wedge haircut and she was adorable and a sexy skater style person. Why would I believe that that girl?

She steps in and says a couple of things to me steps back says Micheal, if that doesn’t wake you up, then I don’t know what will. I told you shit that you and I have talked about as being, the only combination of Michael’s and Jessica‘s that knew this.

Dammit Micheal I am disappointed because you don’t recognize me.

I’m sorry, Miss you look familiar but the girl from the grocery store was nowhere near hot as you. I mean seriously she is a beautiful woman but fuck like a super Duper ultra mega Supermodel. I could never fucking talk with you or anything come on now with me.

Merlin looks at me and says Jessica, I got a call Carl. This is only chance to fucking wake him up, kissing and conversation and shit hasn’t.

I say, dude, who the fuck is you’re not talking about, the guy from Netflix that nobody fucking reads. You can’t be talking about that guy!

Micheal, just give me a sec and then there’s another field with a different color but pretty much the same figuration and this color heavy dude comes out and he’s wearing clothing, but also an apron and doesn’t look happy.

Marilyn, what the fuck is Michael’s problem this time? Do you know how much I dislike having to come here and deal with this stupid fucking bullshit because always what I’m trying to make stew your niece does not have any interest in cooking so I can’t say, sweetie do these three things I gotta go deal with Michael’s bullshit.

I said I apologize to you, but who the fuck are you and by the way that is a very cool apron it was the logo of his brand but without his username on it. I feel like I’ve seen it before.

This is Micheal, my name is Carl. Yes take me five of your blocks. You with Merlin the two of you were my best friends and also because you’re both wizards I said true unknowingly when he asked if time was relative knowing that you were listening and instinctively, I said what?

I say time is absolute and Jessica cut me off and says only the perception of time has any relativity.

Look at her. I look back at him as curious were Welling in my eyes and I said you can’t be that guy, you probably are can’t prove that you aren’t but I am gonna say there is no way you’re that guy and you’re in my kitchen that well in the kitchen of the house I presume that I own and there’s no cops coming to get me.

Look at him stare not horribly, but I blinked a number of times so it’s not creepy your car, who is my half brother because as far as I know, I have two sisters and I have wrote about it and a book and nobody fucking buys and reads. I only ever have two sisters.

He starts to tear up a little and just says you have a half brother his name is Azriel. He was an Angel and then because God is elected position. He was God for a while before you killed him and put him in a closet in hell with Satan, your mother, his mother, and your father, collective father.

Wait, you’re saying I have a half brother who’s my father was I know cheated on my mother and in some reality even though he allegedly had a vasectomy father, a child and either he and the woman or just the woman name him Azriel?

Yeah, and yes, he is an angel. He attended off to heaven with his wife that you fucking hate with a level of passion that he pauses and turns to Merlin with the all right, how do I describe this?

Marilyn says Micheal Debbie are a plague on this planet and in heaven. And, you were put with a number of them for a number of years and they were numerous problems but the person who was doing that knew that it would be problematic for you.

You’ve killed her a couple of times already, but once was permanently and the last two I’ve been you put her in that same fucking closet. Because your mother and mother fucking hate each other and all they do is yell at each other.

All right so I have a half brother who is there was God and is in a closet with parents and Satan. What is that have to do with Carl?

He says Micheal, one day, Azriel sins is super chat and he asks is time relative and I say off the cuff and time is absolute and only the perception of time has any relativity, and it affects your writing the content and composition and how you write and you write the series of books and in five of them do you think me and you never met me.

You call me an inspiration and mentor and then when we met, it was to go on an adventure I was just actually really cool I never thought of that shit that you do being real but holy fuck who is that real.

Carl, how would you know anything about my books because nobody buys my books and I only printed as a certain number of hardcovers 10 to be exact and I have a copy of all of them Everything.

Micheal, even though I’ve wrote and edited over 400 bucks, year 13 bucks are the most popular books on the planet and you series is so well-known. I’m so popular and it doesn’t even include the power that you have..

I don’t even want to touch the power thing, but but I do wanna ask?

Micheal, what are the top five authors on the planet, your books sell like hotcakes. Your symposium sell out and there are hundreds of thousands and in certain realities over billion people watching you live. Life is incredibly entertaining and how you help people is incredibly, I don’t I don’t even have words and he just throws his arms up and walks away and does a circle and comes back.

Says Micheal, you wrote 13 books about the girl from the grocery store and she is standing there next to you. You have her, You have her.

Whom I know is Jessica I say there’s no way that you exist. Nobody fucking believe me none of my friends, none of my family and I will tell them about the girl from the grocery store. Even you didn’t believe me she knew I wasn’t lying.

You can’t exist. There’s no way that you can exist.

And with that I just collapsed down and fell on my ass down, unsure of what the fuck was going on.

Sit down with me, on my left with her legs over mine, but not putting what I would I guess perceived if I saw her beautiful sexy ass on me, she put her arms around my shoulders and just put her head into my shoulder/clavicle/upper thorax.

Micheal, come home to me. I cannot live without you. My husband.

Stop turn and look at her and go what? Bitch what? She shows me the ring which was ridiculous and opulent, modern and just single.

Micheal, when you got married two months ago and subspace that you created a pocket for it and you brought everybody there and there were tons of folks honeymoon destiny universe, and the kids are with us. Recognizes us kids so I just asked Alfonso and Jane, they’re OK

We have breakfast with them this morning and we were planning on going out to dinner but just kind of showed up all. I don’t know six and seven dammit come back to me please come back to me.

And there’s a knock on the door and it opens and it’s I recognizes his voice anywhere Alphonso and he says Micheal Jessica Alfonso entering please don’t be in the kitchen. I can see him but I couldn’t see Jane and I realized oh fuck I hope she does not remember me. Oh fuck oh fuck and then oh fuck for the 12th time.

I indicate that I need to stand up and I just I was gonna walk and I just get there and I give him a hug like you’ve never hugged anybody before. I was hug hugging a friend long time. Dammit he mattered.

Micheal, what’s going on? You’re hugging me like you haven’t seen me in years or something. Is everything OK?

And then he realizes that Merlin and Carl were there and goes. Oh fuck things are OK.

Step back and I see her woman that I was just with a half hour ago or so. I smiled at her and she smiled. Micheal, is everything OK, you look like you seen a ghost or almost have.

Like I haven’t seen you in a very long time either. I have a hug And not a problem for me complain and she just steps over and I give her a hug whispered to her very quietly sometime we’re gonna have to talk about timelines and realities so much for you to know and step back. I’m glad that you are happy or at least I think that you’re happy. You sure do look happy and love. Just because I’m kinda out of sorts doesn’t mean I hope my friends are happy together.

At the same time cut it out Micheal, you’re gonna make me cry.

OK, you were together and you been married for long while and Supermodel said she’s from the grocery store she’s fucking gorgeous and sexy as fuck. I’m sorry I’m justifying you but you’re the best looking breasts I’ve ever seen and those piercings they go 1 million out of 10 1 trillion out of 10. I will apologize again, though for objectifying you because I’m complementing you physically.

Micheal, I spent eight years trying to find you and working my ass off my treadmill myself to be fit as fit as fit can be. And when I saw you again, I knew that all of that work was so worth it that when you looked at me, holy fuck women’s gorgeous and holy fuck perhaps you didn’t I wouldn’t ever say something like that if I didn’t mean it. I wouldn’t indicate that if I didn’t mean it. You are the specimen of the human race. You really perfectly can find configured I’ve never seen a woman, as beautiful as you, or a woman who is as perfectly fit as you and both of us at the same time.

I expect that right now I don’t usually talk more about my intelligence my spirituality, my emotional and super. Micheal, that’s the truth. You don’t start with how hot she is and she is, but you never do. You always talk about immutable characteristics, intelligence Spirit, the things that take her from 1 trillion to septillion is the most perfect woman in the universe. I’m glad that I’m friends with her because she’s wonderful fucking loving person.

Looking at everybody OK what’s the trick is a giant oversize cardboard cake if somebody jump out of That.

To Merlin, I don’t know what we need to do here oh I’d like to go back to my stew and you should go back to purgatory and you don’t deal with all the fucking people there so that they don’t sit there for 7000 years like you fucking did to Micheal. You didn’t, Paul did that’s because Paul didn’t have enough employees.

Yeah,, I’m sorry, but unless you’ve got an idea, we got the shit to do if he’s not coming around and then figuring it out for us to do? There’s nothing that you can do it all has been lost. Aside from having sex I don’t know what I can do, I have told him the things that only he and I know because only he and I were there. I’ve kissed him. I’ve hugged him. Y’all talked to him, trying to get him on track and even with the kids. Alonso being the genius that he is, says the kittens. Micheal called for the kittens and I asked for tea as well but call for them. You know their names just call them and if they come running, perhaps you need a further wake up call GTS wouldn’t help you huh starts laughing Phil is a really nice guy. I’m glad that we got to talk with him.

I stopped before and I said say that again just the two of you say that again?

At your wedding, and AJ were there and you had it so that when Jessica walked out of the building, They were the first two that she saw and she talk to them for a while. And you talk to them for a while during the reception and my husband and I got to talk to the two of them as well. He is weird knowing that you had gone back in time to have a conversation with him at an airport in Chicago and telling him exactly where what why he had to be somewhere with her on a certain day at a certain time and he had no idea but he knew Micheal asked me. There’s gotta be a good reason. And that’s the point in which I actually start really crying.

I start crying because there is no way that I met my guy, my hero twice. I am he he’s my guy. I never wanted to meet my hero. He would never live up to my expectations.

Jessica turns notches and says Micheal, at some point you had gotten a ticket from whomever was gone via Israel or the Reverend at that time. And you went back in time and you talked with them not a very long conversation with them you told them shit but you told Phil Needed to be when he needed to be there and all of that. Doesn’t wake you up alone throw arms up and walks away.

She does do check her ass out and I didn’t in the front is the most the back is most too.

She comes back. She only took like five or six steps and turn around and she just comes back and stands in front of me her hands down. She just starts fucking crying Pouring down Micheal, please let me lose my best friend. Don’t let me lose my husband. I fucking waited for 8+ years and you waited for 1,000,000+ years to get me back. Please I beg you please come back to me.

The suggestion comes out from Jane, Micheal, perhaps if Jessica holds off and text you, just slaps you in the face super hard that would be, some sort of wake up?

I snap and I say you first, Jane.

That that’s not what this is about. We’re trying to make sure that you come back to this reality in this timeline because you’re out of sorts. You had two wizards try to wake up you had your wife try to wake you up and your best friends. Try to wake you up, the parents tried to wake you up.

Neil down and just kinda whistle a little bit with the cats and I wait I close my eyes and turd Alfonso. I hear that thundering hooves running down the hallway because it’s only 850 miles to go from the bedroom into the kitchen.

As I waited, I said Jessica, I presume we have Christmas, you sent me up please because you should be able to do that before the cats eventually get here because I call him and I hear the sound of. OK one second.

I go back to looking nothing‘s happening since sex.

Jessica, I don’t know. I called them and I guess that’s a good barometer because he’s like the king of sleeping. I looked at it beforehand and went oh shit I’m fucked which is nice.

I feel better but I mean I called for them perhaps they’re not mine, but I would expect that keyboard would show up. But I guess if Alfonso called him he be running down the hallway.

Remember the times I come over and he just come over and rub against me and wanna have me pick him up and hold him and it would annoy you because he didn’t do that with you. It was adorable. What time at the edge of the island was like 700 miles x 600 miles Alonso, you’re the only one I suspect that you can call him and he’ll come running and then answer his other cats. They’ll follow him because nobody showed up. Looks at me down on the floor and just says Alonso, I want you to come out but I want you to come out more because that means I can hug you.

he apparently would’ve been asleep on the bed then woke up on the bed jumped down and stretch and just fucking ran and then he was there and I don’t think so stopping and sliding and noticing Merlin looks right.

Rubs against nuzzles a bit.

Least, I remember that, Alfonso. He really really liked you, that’s wonderful. Jessica, maybe this isn’t my right place, because I talked to two others here. I just don’t remember everything and that includes you.

Swings hundred percent right hand left facial cheek and says mother fuck don’t you ever ever say that to me again. Dammit Micheal I raised to hand you and you could fucking meet me and do whatever the fuck you want but dammit my husband is not gonna say shit like that to me. Dammit Micheal if I’ve gotta do it 100 times I will. I don’t care if you break my fucking arms.

I will keep doing it if I get you back I’ll deal with the repercussions you’re back. Her newfound appreciation I was gonna punch her in her nose very lightly so it was like the ones that kind of sting you get tap there and your eyes water.

Putting your hands on another person permission I guess that’s just kind of like a guideline which is rules with no consequences.

And I slapper hundred percent right hand left facial cheek.

I say bitch don’t you ever raise your hand to me again this is a free pass because I gave you a fucking receipt.

Just looks as says Micheal I don’t know what I need to do to get you back and I am sorry for slapping you but for fucks sake if it takes you and brings you back fuck I’ll eat that punishment.

Jessica, I’m sorry.

And I looked down and there is two awkward and it kind of turkey black tuxedo style cats With cats, I don’t know. Sir Pacal main coon cats. Brothers from the same parents. They pure bread and you got them both obviously from the same breeder. Their names are.

Rupture have to be IR and ram. The only way I would need brothers because Gillett was one of my sons, eternal warrior and I just looking at her staring at these kittens kittens now six months old is the size of normal house cat.

Kiss, forehead struggles in a unique way struggles to the point he wants to be on my shoulder like he’s clawing the shit out of my back as he’s making dough. And I could hear cats snoring specifically this one snoring Jessica we have two cats, their brothers, their Pacal tuxedo pattern coon cats. They both sure and adorable and I think might need his costumes. Is that something that we do?

have a friend who does Mobile Pet Grooming who comes and clips all three of them and charge you Out, she just wants to fucking feel for quite luxurious.

Put out the bat signal. I guess this should be the cat signal guy needs his clothes trimmed because I feel like he’s drawing blood rate.

This is as far as I know the only time you up and over your shoulder. Usually, they just cut up a ball like a baby in arms and just perfect like this. And she picks the other one up and just plump right into a ball and arms and says like this, sir.

OK is drooling plus drawing blood I’m gonna pick you up and swapping into whatever they’re doing and change and and all in my arm and is purring. That’s like apparently he’s not an asshole because he is an asshole.

Jessica seems familiar, but I guess I was ripped from where I was, so hard that I’m still working on figuring this out I mean no disrespect to you our friends that I’m not getting it. Why would I not wanna be with intelligent person who is again? I don’t mean to be rude, but super fucking melting hot and that’s just view structure and beauty of your face and your body, close my eyes and start shaking my head so fucking ridiculously perfect. I turned just say Jane I don’t mean to be rude. Kevin is standing naked as well. It’s really realized it. I knew where I was my realized that it wasn’t there and I was back to Realities.

Micheal, there’s nothing to worry about. Tell me all the time I’m super model and then they Jessica and I said you’re still super model where is above that is not meant to be tall joke, fair very beautiful woman and short for the quality of who she is. my best friend if not my best friend. Obviously somebody is my husband turns and smiles, and he just laughs as he got a face full pussy with tear having an opportunity to get to know you over the last two years, including two weeks that we were on destiny

And the fucking spaceship spaceship we had to spend lots more time I could see how fucking amazing you are and why Micheal would’ve been so fucking head over heels with you eight years ago. I could totally see why he would be so in love with you as to write 13 fucking books about you who knows how many more realities Last Micheal talk about it small fun and 26,000 pages.

Inject and Jane that much specifically about Jessica or Jessica is the story. It’s not all about her?

Micheal I don’t know. The only fuck you know you, Dana, and her team and they’re on some NDA and NDD in Security they’re really fucking tight. You want any of it getting out and you don’t tell us anything and we don’t ask.

Right right OK apparently Mary too super Mario very likely makes other models that aren’t Jane cry. She’s very intelligent, bright loving kind.

on top of that. She happens to be smoking fucking hot.

we married, I gave her ring that she probably needs a wheelbarrow to carry around walk around naked like Jane does and. Specifically 13 bucks about you and I madly passionately amazingly in love with you done that Jessica. I can’t imagine the fucking craziness I would’ve done that for our wedding.

Three of them and I realize that and had left. I’m just disappointing why.

Don’t need you to tell me because I’m sure it’s gonna come back. I’m gonna be pretty fucking ridiculous. I mean OK. Perhaps cost I wanna go lay down. Is that OK?

like why are you asking.

with one cat walk down just keep walking until I find a goddamn bedroom and then I assume it’s cause it looks really quite excessively large bed because they probably sleep all day on the bed rather than having appropriate stimulation of ridiculous System kind of annoying me that comes and says if it’s OK I’d like to be in here with you for a few minutes because I think I know what snap back and I think it’s actually.

Mike, hopeful that what she has to say better than anything, I’ve already said to myself for that one makes no sense.

If you lay down and take a nap or something normal when you do lay down with you, but kind of on you and recharges energy. I’d like to ask if you would for me opportunity to show to you?

And I like what?

I’m gonna tell you naked and lay down hon in bed and I gotta lay on you so that my head is on your shoulder area and that is much my body is wrapped around yours sexually in terms of surface area,

Take me out of my clothing so that you can take advantage of me?

She laughs just has to take advantage of you already have married just kind of chuckles a little bit very sure how that would be received poorly.

I’m just trying to have some levity here and That’s standard because it is absolutely beautifully regenerative which is the course.

OK, yeah naked the supermodel already naked and wants me to get naked kidding me? Kidding me. So bad, and once I settle in on top of me and hell, so right she gives me a kissit 10 seconds and I fell asleep

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So there you go folks, a raw version of Somewhere In Time. This is a part of the overall Realities. We fully expect all of Realities to sell like hotcakes.

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A Random & RAW Taste of The End Is Begun – Part 1

This is a Taste of The End is Begun from some of the Realities world that we are working on. While the generalized title has been Realities, there are many parts of Realities. Also, this really is a raw version of The End is Begun, well before editing. But that’s Realities and The End is Begun for you.

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Jessica interrupts and just as well actually it’s just Micheal and Merlin because Anthony is Micheal so he is an actually third person and she just stops and looks at him starts laughing and Anthony laughs as well.

All right, I get it. I have been doing it too much again and I apologize and it just turns to the band and says don’t start and they start laughing.

he takes it as an opportunity and he says Jessica, you know much like Anthony’s uniquely qualified, so am I. He acknowledged me as his inspiration in five fucking books before I even met him. Every time I talk to him about it in every reality talk about Jessica and like so many people they didn’t fucking believe that you existed And they said oh yeah right Micheal whatever.

Dammit I was one of them. And when I met my first Jessica, I said to myself oh goddamn, it is beautiful and then the second the third the fifth the hundredth the thousands etc. they are all the same, they weren’t his Jessica.

The night he met you at the gas station, I talk to him on a different topic, with Merlin and he told us he had met you, the girl from the grocery store.

And creates a field and essentially when I throw up a video and it’s Really that morning and it was for a different reason that I was talking to him and I said oh shit fuck I think I met Jessica.

And I started fucking crying because if he had met you, that means that all the craziness in the fucking universe Was over. Amen I didn’t have to worry about losing my wife again and being stuck as pirate Steve or something.

Micheal will be happy. He was unhappy he was ecstatic so in love.

Leave me I hope, you talk with realtor you know how many times he’s had a Jessica and, the one time he has had you, and Jessica and Michelle Klein. Realtor knows and be human years before everything else happened. He for 25 years. Ask Misty ask.

Ask Franklin ask sister, I am more importantly, ask other wizard here.

Merlin says I’m guessing I’m the other wizard here. I might be the OG wizard. I’m the wizard like Carl or Micheal at this point. I’m an old man even though Micheal keeps rolling back time on me. Does that because he loves me and cares about me. I’ve had so many fucking amazing conversations with Micheal. Funny, quite a lot about wrestling , I was there with Carl and I knew immediately there is something very special about you Jessica. There is no magic involved except for you dropping a bottle of water and big ass soda.

He loves you. He fucking kill everybody and everything in the goddamn universe for you, if only to bring everybody back because you asked him. I’ve seen Micheal with Jessica‘s actually with Debbie’s, which is really bad, fucking loves you. I don’t know what else I can say that everybody else here has said about Micheal and his love for his friends and his family and for you. He is tag team partner. He’s above Ray and Devon. He’s animal and your hawk. You fucking loves you goddamn as he loves you. So much.

Merlin pauses and just says apparently Micheal cloned himself to go back and be God of earth so he can give him a blank book for him to write it and view it With the magic to prevent Penny from having it and being able to read it. He told Paul to tell Jesus Christ Jessica’s real name because he knew. I mean seriously and he just throws up his little arms.

That is not even to say his love for the band and everything he’s done for them but also Done for the kid he made a fucking clone of himself so he could ensure that the kid gets to a spot not via force from hard work and having somebody looking out for them because he needed the kid on the council of the universe as the chairman. Micheal knew Because he loved the kid but he didn’t force Anthony to make it happen. He apparently said they help him just don’t be human.

There’s a little bit of that.

Jessica, he’s come to in realities in the past where he had skipped forward, which is not supposed to be something that happens, but his last known good was in the kitchen in reality and something happened, where he was at the Ocho and then boom he was there. And I fucking busted her ass to try to get Micheal to fucking come to and stop acting like he’s going to get arrested when the cop show up, showing him tons of pictures of you and Micheal that you?

Yeah, she’s a super model but what the fuck is that to have to do is say anything? She’s beautiful, but she’s not Jessica.

Jessica didn’t recognize you with your hair being so different. But when you walked into the room, he saw you and fucking just crumb, you’re my Jessica and leave it the Jessica.

He loves you so completely. It’s the love of a partner or partners that is a story that will be told throughout the universe, what love is.

Jessica just says, dammit Merlin, cut it out. It’s not bad enough that I have had to in here and absorb and acknowledge and feel everybody’s emotions. I got to meet Michael’s clone God after his tenure, spent probably thousands of years getting into the kid so he could help him and be there as a guiding force. Micheal did that.

Micheal got you out of Carl and Carl to stop being pirate Steve Over and over and over. He delivered you to realtor over and over and over.

Just trying every reality that Micheal came to two people that he talk to you first his wife, Alice, and realtor. His love for all of you is so fucking ridiculous that should be written about in the entirety of the universe, there should be stories about Michael’s love for his family, his friends and the things that he does.

People don’t understand just how powerful Micheal is and it’s not his abilities teleport or manifest weapons or well. Make people freak the fuck out when he introduces himself. His best fucking power is putting his hand out and helping people.

He helped me he helped my brother and my niece, he pays for nanny who lives with them and , she loves my niece, but I love my niece but goddamn, I love my step niece. My maid of honor, misty clouds.

And Jessica starts crying really hard and I’m there not half a second and I just hug her and she put her head in against my chest and she says goddamnit, sir. If this was like some sort of trial or tribulation the fuck with me dammit fuck it stop please.

Jessica, I’m not messing around with you, these are our friends and our family and they’re telling you the fucking real real work I have been involved and what they observed through their lifetimes. Some than others, knowing all the different Jessica‘s and I probably all the different women where I would, this is what Penny put me with that I didn’t know that was the case.

Dammit Jessica, you know the pain that comes with me, the pain works. I have suffered for so fucking long and I’ve had no fucking possible recourse to fix it.

I did, I fixed it pretty fucking hard. Jessica, why have waited for fucking ever for you and Alfonso and Jane can tell you how I was before I left. Did I take the car to get gas. Despondent and ready to give up, I believe that is what they have already told you. I could’ve just said fuck it and stayed home just went and laid on the bed with the cats that apparently don’t really get off the bed.

I got you back, I got you from the point in which I didn’t introduce myself right away and wait and wait and wait.

I proposed to my Jessica and gave her a fucking ridiculous sized ring, a very beautiful necklace and a equally amazing tennis bracelet. Because I love you. And Anthony’s gonna tell you something here and he’s not gonna say it out loud because he can use to leprosy too.

And said he just walks up to her and just whispers to her and takes 15 to 20 seconds. And then I started to worry that he was planning plot over through the king and then we had to find a king

Step back, kiss, her gentle light hug as I would do hips weigh the fuck away. Just says Jessica, I am more uniquely qualified than everyone of these people combined times one quadrillion. I am Micheal and goddamn he loves you. I don’t know what else I could say that I didn’t just whisper and say out loud, Micheal loves you he wants you, he wants to be with you millions billions trillions quadrillions until the end of the universe and then still after that. I know because I am him. He just absolutely fanatically he loves you. And he said it’s soft and almost hush, but just slight voice.

Anthony answers too, cut it out, I’m already crying and what you said and whispered to me she got dammit God.

Smiles and says when you and Micheal are ready, all of us will be out waiting for you and, another God is waiting there to marry you.

She smiles turns and looks at me and says Micheal, you could only get to God to be here?

And she’s first out laughing and everybody else did too because I mean seriously how many feel get God show up at wedding let alone two of them and I thought to myself and I really should let my brother out for a few minutes.

And I tap and I say should I make it a fucking God fast and bring as real here I mean knees stuck in hell but I can go down and get them.

Let your mother, his mother, your father and Debbie plus scene.

I said oh I guess so. I guess I don’t need to have three gods here. I mean, I could fucking make Paul here, but I just wanna punch him in his little gray suit wearing .

No, that’s an idea not punching part but just time go talk to him. He’s gotta be around here somewhere and he just starts laughing.

I say, sweetie, I need to dilate for a sec. I gotta go visit somebody who I might let out their prison for a few.

OK sir I don’t be too long. We are getting married in two hours ago and she’s frozen rooms up.

I take my self to a different spot of subspace and I said hi how are you doing my friend?

Micheal, I am so sorry, please I don’t care if you leave me here forever, but please accept my apology. I can never tone but I can spend eternity in this. Please forgive me.

Paul, go fuck yourself. That’s what I have to say to your apology although I will say I appreciate the fact that you have no twice I apologize love, and beyond everything else. But I have question request thing I guess.

How would you like that sliver of time outside of your little phantom zone and it would be that I would have three God had a wedding. I just means I have to decide whether or not, I wanna let Israel out for five minutes because his torture is much better.

Micheal I don’t deserve anything, but I ask the consideration that you forgive me. I’ll stay in here for eternity, as long as you are alive I will stay in here. I just asked for forgiveness.

Paul, on a scale of one to say 100, I say I was pissed off at you like at 7 trillion. How are you?

I would totally give you my life not to leave here so you knew just how sorry I was for my actions my behavior, and I guess I would say equivalent fuck you over Repeatedly.

No, you fuck me over, did you just stab me in the back over and over. Just like Satan and he stuck in a closet. Perhaps, Paul, I should put you in there as well and see if you can hear my mother and Azriel‘s mother yelling at each other when my father sits there like a fucking neutered dog And Israel, sitting there with Satan incapable of doing anything because obviously the two of them can’t touch.

Well, technically, I couldn’t touch senior either. It’s not just the current God if there is a current God, it is God can’t touch Satan. So if Azra’s God, then he can’t touch Satan. But if I touch scene, then both of us turn to dust and get through David in there or Anthony or his predecessor fuck either the reverend doesn’t matter.

That’s kind of fascinating that that that many people I don’t I would conjecture though, Anthony’s power would dictate slightly different outcome.

Micheal, hi I actually don’t know what that means. I have it. I’m gonna guess it means something because dammit dammit I didn’t know this already were the one who brought the book over you and I just just this hard to rehash.

Sorry my friend, I can’t answer that question you don’t matter and well I don’t need to answer your questions.

I would say, though, Paul, if you are a few minutes out of your phantom zone, then I would invite you to my wedding. No gift is needed. No card is needed, There’s some pretty fucking important and powerful people there a couple wizards couple different gods you know I want I want Jessica Jessica the one and only Jessica Jessica Michelle Klein to know that I gave her three fucking different gods brought him to her for her wedding fucking amazing is that.

AtI know, but at that time there wasn’t enough there was me but you were there and I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t have you. Anthony, you’re fucking important as anything else in this life that isn’t Jessica. You have done as I have asked and you’re doing right now with the council of the universe. The kid loves you as he loves me and he listens and respects you like he does me but he has a very special appreciation for you and you’re never gonna leave the council, but you’ll always be number seven. Because you don’t need to be any of the rest, so long as at least those three are there. But if he’s not, the kid loved us, now you know how much more he loves you than me.

And 3 feet away missing by about 3 feet being facetious with it and we both have a good life and just cut it out, just just I’m telling us to cut it out and we have a good laugh.

All right, let’s go back, but you’re gonna have to convince me that I wanna not because I’ll come on if you’re gonna fucking bring him out of hell of consciousness if you want, bring them Bring her as well. Fuck I’m gonna wanna punch her when you’re done punching her and then I can punch her or I can punch her and then you can play a game of ping-pong with her.

I would not touch her because I know she’s been that and my half brother who, you know I’m still pissed off with him one of the worst places to be where I’m pissed off at you.

Yeah, I know. You made me a little bit more temperate temperate so I don’t have to temper temper just inability to deal with people and people in general. I can deal with a little bit of it but like you disrespect, it’s always disrespect.

My friend, convince me can’t give me at least two reasons or at least one reason besides that many God my wedding??

Micheal, he’s blood, he’s your half brother. Even if you were to say no to Debbie, which, we could find ways to torture her. He still your brother. Even if you are super pissed off with him and stick him in a closet like that. I said hold on and I summon him. And we subspace nobody can see this and he just goes you’ve allowed me out of hell and like notches but like hell. And I’m sorry, sir. I don’t recognize you?

Anyways, my name is and it goes. Oh fuck dammit Micheal. Dear Micheal Kone and he sent you back in time and oh shit fuck Micheal you’re that powerful.

I start laughing and I just saying see actually could be fun and thankfully, we don’t have a skank here and also we don’t have .

Have no idea how how long has it been?, 1000 years to a second. Fuck dammit.

I mean it’s bad enough to be trapped there with my wife, but the combination of people, knowing that no matter what I can’t come in contact Satan. Dammit Micheal I’m so sorry someday someday please forgive me and you can leave me there. You can just wherever the fuck we are you can put it with me here. Phantom zone starts but also do you ever forgive me? I hope you forgive me and I ask for forgiveness. a life sentence and a phantom zone with my wife over the hell that you have put me in with our mothers just fucking yelling at each other all day long if there’s even a day and our father just fucking taking and getting involved in.

But the best part is Satan just Having nowhere to go knowing that you trapped him there and he has no way out. And that you’re punishing him.

And dammit Micheal it’s fucking phenomenal that you’re doing that to him. I made my mistakes, and I let my wife be an asshole to you, but neither of us stab you in the back like Satan did and your punishment to him is sticking him there with his fucking brilliantly amazing.

Natural, you don’t need to suck up to either of us. I’m gonna tell you why I summoned you and then you’re gonna tell me how I feel about it.

Michelle Klein.

Fuck that that’s in the book. I mean, I saw the book and read the first two pages and now this oh shit it was you Micheal who brought the book to Anthony. Shit fucking shit. It makes total sense now so I saw the description on the front page and then oh with the reverend face shift and I saw the name of the top Jessica Michelle Klein.

Anthony, what are the chances that the cough that he would know that?

Because he wouldn’t I mean he’s our half brother, but nobody would’ve known that except for Paul, Jesus Christ and the two of us.

He wouldn’t even seen any further of the book the bottom of it alone obviously even though he’s half he still couldn’t read any of it.

You’re right, I couldn’t read any of it. I didn’t see anything past her name. I guess I have a curiosity for it, but I have probably not appropriate for me to ask and bring it up.

I said, the bottom of that page and a different phase and frequency. It’s my signature and it says if you’re reading this, you really are a wizard. Because there’s only three wizards in the entirety of the universe me, Merlin and Carl.

But here’s a thing, if that book had ever fallen and pennies hands, she would have been able to fuck us all forever. Even if it felt like forever, she could undone everything and killed everybody around us.

Oddly enough, though, she could’ve made it so you hadn’t met Debbie but you know that seems kind of like it would’ve been a good thing that you did because you’re a punk ass little bitch who can’t fucking keep his woman under control that I had to kill three different times. And fuck I had to kill you twice you douche bag.

I’m sorry Micheal. I don’t have the same strength as you and I tried. I could God and have strength, I just wasn’t strong enough discipline her and it cost us our lives or technically cost us being an actual hell.

So I’m trying to determine whether or not , I should invite you to my wedding. If I do, do I invite your wife?

If they’re single her don’t invite her. If single are you don’t invite her regardless she doesn’t deserve to be on the goddamn closet. I don’t either, but I’m guessing that, God gets me at some table.

I didn’t say anything about the table reception, but I wouldn’t mind everybody in the family meeting you as they meet Anthony, as they meet the reverend who is an ancient as you know and Paul I’ve let out of his own little fucking hell His purgatory.

He technically have five iterations of God and the same place at the same time?

Subspace, so nobody can find it there’s that, but is there some sort of magical thing that Anthony hasn’t mentioned that you can’t have five guys in the same place and if you do you better have three lesbian clown act that shit fuck I don’t know.

I’m sorry Micheal I don’t know of any magical curses or something. It’s just you’re gonna have five regions of God holy fuck that’s big giant fucking massive balls.

I look at and look at and I look at Anthony again and he just says you know, Micheal. And you’re also a half Anthony don’t forget for a second I was gone before you and I was 100% Micheal before that.

I start laughing and I just turned Anthony and I just you just fucking Godzilla you just fucking dunk on him if he was a baby and you’re Godzilla and fuck said shit. Well I reminds me of something I have to do when I get back.

Anthony starts laughing and says, if you would like for me to be there and wedding to Jessica and Michelle Klein, I would be honored. And when you see fit, it’s done, I’ll go back to the closet and deal with that bullshit. If you wish to have Debbie here as well, I’m gonna challenge you to a fight goes well I can’t win cockfight I’m not gonna win some wrestling , have some sort of fight.

I start laughing and join and I say what would be so bad. I’ve got your wife being here. I side effect that she’s a Cunt and you’re a little bitch who can’t control you’re a little Cunt who’s fucking 5 foot one Cunt pure 1000%.

Micheal I’m gonna ask nicely would you be so kind as to not bring her here. Because I want to tell her how you let me out for one second or however, long at least for the wedding if not the reception. Leave her trapped because she love to go to your wedding and then cause trouble because she’s a fucking dumb bitch.

Anthony starts laughing and says Micheal, Azriel only if you bring Debbie you’re gonna find a way to kill her and this time it’s not gonna kill her and send her back to hell you’re gonna do worse and it’s gonna be like revive for 1 million years of doing it, even if it were a second.

But but but come on now I could Horman give really good exercise you know the Horsemen. I just start laughing.

I said, you get your wish, Debbie I would say that anywhere I am is no Debbie.

Just got a bit and says I gonna be there I wanna witness this so I can tell , my wife about it. And if you choose that you allow me to reception, I can tell her about that too and I can tell my mom your mom or dad and wait for it. Fuck Satan. I can tell them all about it all the details and everything.

Anthony, I start laughing like that and I just send them to the crowd in a specific spot where sitting next to Paul.

Anthony, goodness I wish that you were around all the time because we would have so much fun because you know it’s like hanging out with your best friend who also happens to be you.

Micheal getting so much trouble imagine the fight out in the universe and it’s like eight you only give me two I don’t do.

What kind of?

And they talk to me they they don’t have funny name like the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I said Anthony, I have a feeling I know what I would name them if I was just naming them and not being funny with it.

Haven’t seen them. I honestly haven’t named them because I even with all of our memories I don’t I don’t know. I only use them like once maybe twice and it was not a human or person. It was slashing through some shit in one planet , but I know that all three really impressive. I gotta say, though I know you love thermite mode. I like light saver mode. It’s just the color.

You couldn’t come up with the two of them.

I’m sorry, Micheal I had so many different things running through my head about it, I didn’t have anything that meant something.

That’s an excellent point my friend. Anytime I come up with any suggestions just to throw them out, I’ll let you know, but I don’t want you to be the person who needs your short because if I name them, that means that you use them, something other than vegetation and I wish not for you to have to use them on people because I wish not for us to be the enforcer the one who has to fight. But goddamn, I know you can fight because we are.

With that I realize the time dilation, two seconds I’m back. And then we’ve brought over another friend. You know I wanted you to have a people who were God.

She starts laughing and she OK so yeah she went and got Paul the reverend out there. Do you know who David is or did she got Azrael.

Yeah, Anthony David as well. I just found that I had to switch the gap between his and Paul and so he created David and nobody knew the difference because apparently shitty leadership is still shitty leadership and I start laughing knowing that you knew that I would be talking shit just to be funny.

Because if he is me or I am him, and I’m saying that his leadership was shitty that’s saying that I am shitty. I mean come on now reader fucking get Your Shit fucking whatever.

Get the fuck out including Anthony Anthony was he knew he was keeping an eye on Paul and the Reverend and Israel.

Has they left actually didn’t have him Anthony I said do you think you can projection this and make it look like whatever the fuck David look like Yeah sure why not I’ll just keep the hood on you and we have God and he just starts laughing as he exits the room.

Just the two of us and her hands and I said Jessica, what am I gonna say to you here?

She just stares in my eyes for a couple seconds and says you gonna say something like bend over so I can fuck you in your ass you fucking bitch and if she just starts laughing like a free shot of a joke.

actually, actually you would is so much fun to use that but not as fun as when he’s not around.

Sir, will you say to me here and all reality is Jessica, I love you and I waited forever for you. And Jessica, I know you waited forever for me. We have forever to be together literally.

Dammit you just fucking stole my vows. How do you know me well enough to know my house?

Sorry sir those are my house and apparently we had the same ones so if you wanna help me come up with new ones or come up for yourself or our vows could be just simple , I love you forever and forever with you is actually forever. I need a better word.

Start laughing I said Jessica, use the first one something for myself because I don’t want it to be long-winded and stupid like anything right I want to be smart and intelligent, funny sexy, naked and hot naked at this point like you. I fucking love you woman. I really have going to hell and come back not just with my four Horsemen. I’m going to hell numerous times.

And yeah, I have waited. why the fuck longer make it any worse. Jessica Michelle Klein I love you.

Looks in my eyes Michael John Young, the only time that I will say your full name, not in front of people just here the two of us I love you and I will marry you I want to marry you I wish to be married to you at least 75,000 years.

Smiled and said I’m gonna be either my sister or my niece the only two who knew that was my full name. You just get to pick who it is.

Micheal is your niece Stephanie Misty, she said one day when she heard you say my full name and she says do you know Micheal‘s full name is this, I said no I did not know that and the one time that I get to say is gonna be wedding day and he’s gonna be pissed.

I said yes, and by the way, vote to have visitor here. And then there is Misty mines., Misty, why did you tell Jessica my full name?

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Fry says, do you need me to drop this call because the two of you The really handsome Micheal seems like you’re getting your ass handed to you by this. Micheal and Micheal is really pissed off. Doesn’t have disrespect you.

He’s just pissed at you like you fucked him over or something and he trying to get it out of his system, but I don’t know that he can because whichever one of you I’ve known you 17 years. Unless you can resolve it, ain’t gonna let go of it. That’s why you tell me over and over having a conversation.

And the boss says, yeah, right he needs to get it out of his system and sitting with me, with my brother Anthony With Merlin and my wife.

And I just said to him do not let her in here because she’s gonna come through naked because she’s supposed to be. I don’t need to be seeing that which is totally not my call because she’s not my bitch she’s your bitch bitch.

I see Merlin looking at me like you are fucking walking align and just fucking kicking all the dirt on him.

And I and I just Merlin what’s the problem you give me that look like I can’t believe you’re talking to him like this because nobody talks to him like this except for this Micheal, who has more integrity, more power from inside or strength because I’m not the one who fucked me over without sitting and having a conversation Merlin.

Yeah that’s why I’m looking at you like I can’t believe he hasn’t killed you because you fucking own his ass and I’m sorry Micheal but he does. You and Anthony and Jessica all fucked him over so many goddamn times it’s ridiculous and if I could find a way to kill myself being in charge of purgatory And an ancient, I would.

We did such a disservice to this man and that’s why you fucking are taking it knowing you fucked up that’s why I’m taking it cause I fucked up and if Anthony was here he be taking it even more because he should’ve fucking known and should’ve stopped it. But he couldn’t because you fucking told him to 70,000 years from now.

And that soft voice is Micheal. I was going to make lunch and saw the field. Yeah I hadn’t come back through so is everything OK?

She walks over and like just looks away and kind of and I just look. I just turn my head a little bit and Fry just looks and goes. Who the fuck is that supermodel and why the fuck is she with the douche bag who’s fucked you over so much and he goes oh right She fucked you over too.

And I say to Fry, don’t don’t think you can get away with fucking being a dick here. I can you can’t. Please be respectful to all these folks. I don’t want them to be assholes to you too.

And Fry this is Jessica from the grocery store on the other side. I believe that that’s her name.

Fry, we’ve never met and I’m so glad to meet you. My husband has talked about you for thousands of years. My goodness he loves you and he is kept you out of all of this like sister, I know he misses you and you don’t have to believe me.

Comments, if my wife was here she would dive into this camera and any mortal human would do the same. You are by far the most woman that I have ever seen. If you beautiful now as your win, Micheal Would have me go with him to the store hoping to see you telling me go look for this woman and tell me she’s here.

No wonder you fucking so goddamn in love with you just based on attractiveness of anything else the quality of the human that you are your intelligence. I can understand why Micheal is so fucking in love with you. Which ever one of you wrote something about you by here in my mind that tales from the Jessica files that Micheal was that much in love with you..

Along and he says I’m so sorry, Micheal That they fucked you over I’m so sorry, my friend. I could not know any of this I would beg for it because I don’t wanna know that my best friend cat ass fisted by fucking idiots.

Micheal, Merlin Jessica, I understand any of this you ruined my best friend‘s life. You took away so much from him, not even fucking talking with him.

I’d rather not know spend all my time hating you and hoping that I could find a way to fucking speed bag your fucking collective balls and tits and whatever. You hurt my best friend. You didn’t have to.

Glowing Micheal dude not handsome Micheal no offense Micheal you’re an asshole. You know me and you know I am not going to be nice when you hurt my best friend. Short me because he hurts motherfucker you know because you him that he is been in pain the entire time I’ve known him. You fucking hurt him some more, what gives you the right to hurt this man?

I’m gonna call my handsome Micheal right now and he is fried. I’m so sorry that I hurt Micheal. I made a number of dumb fucking self-centered choices any sort of mile away. And I thought I had the most integrity of any Micheal but he’s showing me that it’s not he who had 99.9, Where is myself because his integrity is so ridiculous.

Fry, all Micheal has wanted to do is kill himself with Tibor. That is all he has wanted to do and myself my brother Anthony Merlin, and my wife fucking in advertently just kept stripping that away from him. Now he can’t die. He never die.

He’s fucking trapped. And the only way out is if I permanently kill him, and if I do that, I don’t know how horrible that is going to be to the entirety of the universe in every fucking reality when my soul cries out and says I killed Micheal because I fucked him over And I let him suffer.

Fucked up so much that the council of the universe wants to hold us on trial for fucking Micheal over. And the voice that you heard the one minute of cat chattering is his native tongue. And he was here the other night With knee up and down the fucking block just like Micheal has been doing because we fucked up so much. This is it. I had positive intent and all I needed to do was fucking talk with him. No, I didn’t.

I’ve made such a fucking giant mess cry, I don’t know how to fix things.

I’m the one who’s paying Micheal his salary, and he’s got healthcare insurance that it’s ridiculously better than anything. You could possibly imagine unless of course it’s a zero dollar deductible on anything and everything that you could do including him having his right knee replaced Cost zero dollars.

His boss, I made sure that all the things that he has done covered paid and he still has money in his savings account. I can’t fucking fix this stupidity of the actions that I have done that my brother Anthony has done. Alone, Berlin or my wife have done because my wife decided to stick her fingers in the fucking cookie jar and fuck with Micheal and she wasn’t trying to hurt Micheal China and helped, like Debbie would and and I killed Debbie three times1 times fucking sliced through with and like I see him tap his hip and he takes out his looks like a light saber she’s and his lights set up and I was like oh fuck that’s warm and the cats there off the counter instantly.

This is the and just turn it off and says I went to hell and came back with that for four of them. I caught in half with one, I killed God‘s wife and then created nano bots to bring her body back together and let God touch her cause fuck if I was going to, I’ve brought her back to life. I brought her back from the dead. And I’ve done it not specifically with her but I in some realities there’s fucking genocide in central Africa and I bring back 400,000 people from the dead.

There’s a lot of realities where this fucking planet strips of everything And I know it’s gonna happen and I get the fuck out of Dodge 3 1/2 days later he he I bring everything back symposium hall with people in it like where the fuck am I I was dead and now I’m innocent folium hall and there’s Micheal floating with electricity flying all over.

This is Fry. He is sick. I raise the dead. I raised 8.5 billion people from the dead. I just fucked up versus life and it hurts so much more because I get to see all 8.5 billion people die one at a time in my mind each individual person. And for all the fucking great things that I do all the fucking people of the universe that I meet and I help I fucked up one person‘s life and goddamnit it was a Micheal.

I’m not taking any of this from you because you talk about it and people be like how they probably view Micheal you’re crazy man there’s no way that somebody was and he goes hold on and just he’s there.

And he his Fry I’m gonna show you the face of evil with the face of goodness and love, and he just touches him.

And at least stand there and I just ignore Jessica and I kinda wanna talk to Merlin and I do I just fucking turn on. Why are you a fucking Cunt to Carl? Seems like a nice guy and just because he actually says actually all the fucking time that he’s not actually a douche bag, just because that douche bag was giving him power so he can play in the reindeer games. Why are you an asshole him? I got the impression that he married your niece in every fucking reality that Carl is coming he’s with your niece, what the fuck is your problem?

he says my problem is that I got to live inside of him for 34 years. I know the good, the bad, the ugly. And I couldn’t talk to him because I didn’t speak human English. Not until Micheal came because he needed his help for this fucking little Script kid in Ohio. Micheal figured out in like two seconds it was a game, but he kept putting in danger. And Carl couldn’t fucking do a thing I got to see and watch this.

Merlin, what gives you the fucking right to hate on him? To say it’s OK that just because it’s dude didn’t know how to fucking restore purgatory because Micheal took all of his power away that it’s OK that Micheal did that? And then what kind of fucking teacher are you if he can’t I don’t Collapse purgatory? What have you done to teach him? Because I need to know the next time I see him I’m not putting our fucking 40 caliber full metal jacket round in his fucking skull. I’m just tossing them at him to annoy him?

Ronan says I already knew how strong you were Micheal, your integrity and love is so fucking off the charts, you’re absolutely right I shouldn’t be shitty to and I should train him better and I should have and I will. I’ve done him service not by they’re coming out and anything just by night, training him.

OK so you’re getting another one of the douche bags here and I’m not even gonna start with you bitch because I don’t wanna call you bitch again but bitch you fucked with him like Debbie would fuck with Micheal.

Micheal, you can call me a bitch for you. You can call me a Cunt. You can call me a big dumb Cunt. You can call me whatever the fuck you want because generally speaking you’re gonna be right I accept I didn’t do it to harm Harm is what happened from what I did.

Oh fuck, yeah OK so you’re the statesman got it you’re like Thor Thor is better looking.

I get that look like what you’re gonna tell me a fucking gray is more attractive than me, bitch how dare you and then she didn’t say a fucking word.

I’m not gonna spend any time insulting you. More than I just did. I understand that you were just trying to help and then oh shit sorry that’s what my brain would say that Debbie would.

Jessica looks at me. I didn’t even size it just looks at me And says if my husband was here, I will tell him to sit the fuck down if he stood up as if he was going to attack you. You’re absolutely right Micheal, I’ve acted and demonstrated that I’m a Debbie. I have done such an incredible disservice to you And I am sorry. Nothing I say or will ever do will make up for fuck you over like this. But I always be something lover spot in my mind in my heart that pulls at me and tears of my soul in half.

I take one step towards her and say nice speech bitch, but not gonna fucking listen to you. You fucking knowing what happened to your husband not just by being with Debbie’s but his sister-in-law fucking with him. I got the impression in my brain that you’re fucking incredibly intelligent. You just showed me you’re not. You just very brilliant. Also very good speaker, but not linguistically as good as that dip shit. It’s quite obvious Jessica you love him and dip nod to her and I say that earns my respect. Don’t mistake that for forgiveness but if you love him, then I respect that.

Stairs in my eyes, she’s staring at her husband‘s eyes, but I’m not as handsome, which is OK. I am more like the homeless person from New Jersey and oh wait this is so so is he OK fine fuck it dammit.

Integrity, power strength, your conviction of who you are yeah flip the board on my husband. You really are a wonderful man and you have out maneuvered him and he has infinite power. But Micheal, you want a few there or left.

Micheal, there is one thing above anything that I have experienced in my fucking entire life, having been across the Milky Way and so many other galaxies with the universe. I have it varies races of being above and beyond the clubs, the grays and the furls, only Micheal can hold true power. And you’ve literally challenged my husband without wanting anything from him, other than to allow you to kill yourself with Tibor.

Again, another good speech. You’re right though, I just wanted to die with Tibor. And given I don’t believe any of this fucking shit is fucking real. I don’t believe you, I turn in point at Merlin and say I don’t fucking believe him. And I’m pretty sure the reason that Anthony is not here is because the kid won’t let him because, Anthony has a price to pay that is very steep.

Jessica, where is your husband. Not just the universe, that’s me. And he knows deep down inside and not only did he fuck me over and that his brother fucked me over and you fucked me over very specifically, He’s never gonna be able to fix it because he can’t. He can’t kill me, he can’t give me more power because then I could be a threat to beating the fucking living daylights out of his left armpit.

And I say that because I threatened Carl to shoot him in his left armpit.

so he’s going to pay me money twice a month and ridiculous amount of money. And I don’t have to pay taxes on it which is even more ridiculous. I can’t healthcare and guess what and I turned Merlin and I say bitch and I said fucking skin, my knees and tell me what’s real and what’s me.

he looks like a crazy three dimensional map of my knees and see left knees and left knees metal and he has the yeah I had them done. I had it done.

Take me there. I went in and had a total knee replacement surgery. And she drove me home and helped me inside and I said OK. See you later alligator.

I fucking rehab myself in fucking five days. I said I can’t create videos of myself playing with the Shaman who’s almost 20 years younger than me. And playing 36 holes of golf using one ball for course. And shooting in the low 60s each and every fucking time and having him watching over me and managing everything I do. And then I did it with this broad Mandy.

I played 18 with her in the same fucking day just not even two weeks out from having my fucking knee replaced. And I low 60s. And at that fucking course that I had already played 18 with the shaman and then I played another 18 with Mandy, I played nine with their best fucking Golfer and I’ve eaten very easily.

That’s why I know nothing is fucking real guy who is fucking 55 years old cannot hit golf ball from the right side 380 yards and from the left side 365 yards. So fuck you Merlin and fuck you for fucking with.

Because the four of you fucked up my sense of reality because there’s no fucking way that I should be able to recover From knee surgery that I should be able to play let alone fucking 70,000 on the same day, and then fucking shoot in the low 60s and in fact one hole with Mandy, I fucking east par four.

Merlin, I’m gonna tell you this as nicely as I can tell you this. I don’t believe any of this shit is real and you fucking punts took away my ability to fucking kill myself. I hate you and I fucking hate you and I hate you for doing that you stole for me my life and now I’m fucking stuck here.

Merlin just looked at me liters coming down and he puts his head down and just says Micheal I am sorry. Please forgive me. Kill me otherwise

I said all right motherfucker I go for my 357 and I emptied it out so I had six rounds and I just toss one out and hit him in his chest and it falls to the ground and it was all I get popcorn.

All the Micheal that you have met, how many of them would’ve shot you and then or any of them me?

Micheal, none of them because there is no bad Michael’s like that that they dammit I know Micheal myself and Anthony and Jessica, and in such a manner that, can’t even begin comprehend or just I’m sorry Micheal. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. Please help me find redemption.

Any falls to his knees, not to give me a blowjob because he’s not my type ever for women, especially women who are not married. And this Broadwell, and if you could see the size of the ring diamond on it, it was I had to use the fucking ridiculous.

You know reader you saw their first second I was gonna say fucking retarded that’s retarded of you and I’m gonna go retard the timing and the timing chain on my car because that’s fucking retarding. Also, you can just continue reading because apparently y’all suck like I do as a writer, but I don’t suck on him. I guess this is gonna be a joke for a little while and somebody’s left arm. And they suck on it before there’s a lube and trying to make fart noises you fuck your partner and it is just, I can’t even believe in writing this.

I just look at Merlin and then I turned and I look at Jessica and I don’t do anything to. Oh shit you’re hot. Let me see your ass and I’ve bend over backwards and let me see if you can make 90° angle and then I don’t know, I don’t have any other disgusting things to say at this point because I didn’t want to be disgusting annoyed with her because she didn’t wanna suck my dick because my brain has told me who is not from the fact that the fact that she just pulled the complete as is is my understanding the term and then I have potentially there’s gonna be a thing called pulling or doing a Debbie Wanna do a Debbie

30 seconds later, Micheal comes back and Fry is on camera again like actually doing something and he’s not crying. He just is bewildered.

I Fry, are you OK and did he touch you in no places?

Micheal he showed me all the great things that he has done outside of yours, helping people walking into stars and talking to them, just all of the fucking amazing shit that this man does.

And then he showed me how he fucked you over and fucked you over and then fucked you over.

Micheal, he showed me what he did so I knew sense of balance that I didn’t just fall in love with him for all the great things he did, he showed me how he screwed you over he showed me how he had a conversation with you and he’s paying for it inside. I could feel it because I could feel the pain that you would feel Micheal and I am not seeing anything other than what my experience is. But goddamn did they fuck you hard like prison sex hard.

He starts crying very hard, not tears in power. They have a really hard time speaking. I know that one because it happens to me all the fucking time.

Prices, Micheal away you’re ability to decide what you wanna do in life completely. Took away your self determination And your identity.

Fry says it is fucking ripping him apart, I told him to go fuck himself and that it’s his problem to deal with his shit for fucking my best friend over. I understand now why you’re at Sunnyside because it’s like kind of last known good and dammit he took everything away from you.

I don’t want to see you kill yourself, I don’t wanna see that with. But he took that away from you. He just says fuck you handsome Micheal fuck you you fucking Cunt you fucking permanently scarred yourself this guy, his arms up.

Handsome Micheal or the universe since Fry, nobody in this fucking universe can talk to me like that. Not even my wife. but Micheal and you can because you’re my best friend and he is me. Just like you could say that to Anthony.

You’re right I ruined him and there’s nothing I can do because if I kill him I feel 600,000plus times over probably 600 million times over, and that’s not good for business because it will literally destroy me even with infinite power I believe killing Micheal will end my life too in a life of every single Micheal that has emerged in. Can’t prove it, don’t wanna try.

Micheal, handsome universe, I want you to fucking call the kid and ask him to come see Fry and then let me be there with Fry, you guys can hang out in the house don’t have some Christmas whatever.

There I am in a room.

Just jump up doesn’t give me a “hug “. This is a full on fuck I’m so upset, so upset for you because of what something happened to you, dammit

And then call Jude who is the kid.

and returns to him and says you must be the kid and shakes his paw.

And I detail everything that the kid says because it’s already detailed what the kid says after Fry makes a joke and the kid laughs and Fry down on the floor and not to suck his dick just he couldn’t believe in person how fucking amazing the kids laugh is.

he says him Fry that is how my people sound when we laugh. It seems normal to us. I am so proud to know that you had another human likes the sound of my laughing.

And he puts his pile and helps Fry up and he says, turning to me, he says Micheal, I will forever be sorry for what they have done and they will pay a price. They will continue to pay a price. I’m so sorry.

I gave the kid a hug and kiss on top of his head, which I believe is customary from those fucking douche bags.

I said kid one day I would love to go to studio and Jessica good quality 15 seconds of you laughing and good quality five minutes of you talking and I want to give that to the world and anything that has made in terms of money will go to charities of whatever if you have any idea of Shuman charities I would give every goddamn cent. It’s a charity.

I would love for the world here, the beauty of your language and the beauty of your life.

But that’s not gonna fix my problem with those idiots. Nothing will, but one day I would love to do that down the road, but I would give and not take I would ask permission and not just do. And I believe we’ve been calling him, handsome Micheal or universe, we do the same exact thing, asked for your permission. Quite the opposite of what he did to me.

Kid, my impression is that Michael’s like the good guy who helps everybody and everything says Fry. He just fucked himself over and she cannot fix. It’s tearing at my heart and he just turns and kiss me another hug as we both were crying, really hard after I step back from it and go kid I’m gonna ask that you don’t put them on trial because there’s nothing you can do to them. They’re punishment is knowing they can’t kill me and I can’t die and they fucking did that to me. And Micheal has to pay me money and pay for my insurance, I’ll find ways to do good with it which is good for Micheal.

But I will never absolve him from his deeds. In my mind, the universe will never live up to anything that he has done because of what he has done to me. I’m so pissed about this.

you took everything from me you assholes. I don’t know if I could be more succinct in my statements. You took everything and even if you give me more and more and more money amounts make my bank account bigger whatever it doesn’t take away the fact that I want to kill myself with Tibor, but even then I wouldn’t know if it was real.

You have broken my fucking reality. You have broken my fucking mind you broken everything of any bit of trust that I can have anything.

That’s why I couldn’t stay with Mandy because I didn’t believe she was fucking real either. I didn’t think it was real that I could play so many goddamn holes of golf and shooting the low 60s and I’m 55.

this shit is real and took away the only way I could find out if it were because I can’t harm Thor without harming myself at the same time. Because he can die and I can’t, then I am worse than garbage, but not as bad as you.

and I see Micheal crying and he doesn’t go and turn for Jessica or Merlin. He just fucking stands there takes it.

Micheal, you know damn well if I harmed Tibor while trying to commit suicide and I didn’t die I’d grab the 357 and put it to my head and fire it. One round like the one that sits next to the penguin on the kitchen island at surprise house I would find a way to fucking come and kill you. I would become the super villain. Because I would be rich, I could cheat and make it so I’m rich.

I can beat crypto, I can beat mega millions or Powerball and I can go to Vegas and win hundred million dollars. I will take all that money and use it to come for you. Because if I can’t die, then I’m gonna come and take everything from you. I don’t want her and I just start laughing as I know where she’s been and all of us laugh, including the kid.

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So there you go folks, a raw version from the When Daylight Dies section of the upcoming series. We fully expect the entirety of the series to to sell like hotcakes.

Somewhere In Time

A Random & RAW Taste of Time In Space – Part 1

This is a Taste of Time in Space from some of the Realities (as a whole) writings that we are working on. While the general title is Time in Space, there are many parts of Realities. Also, this really is a raw version, well before editing. But that’s Time in Space for you.

Maybe enjoy? 🙂

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So Micheal I met you in person, you probably take over the yard. I just fix your tattoos and you mentioned having a vest and backpiece. I said hold on shirt and move up down left right And then the same with the back piece.

Shirt back on. She looks at me and says yeah you wouldn’t have to lay a finger on anybody here shit if you like all right this dude is with pain. We’re not gonna punish him and then they see the scenes being so complete, yeah now I have never been in a men’s prison. There is a member of the family of us who have.

I definitely don’t wanna go to prison. Unless it’s like a fed resort prison. They give people who are rich and famous Maryland and going surfing hard time unless you’re black, then they let you go to fucking tennis court golf course, five course meals, Champaign and wine and everything in your fucking know who I’m talking about.

Well it’s not. Oh Maxwell got it because she’s white and Matt is black right.

Regardless the context of my comments about incarceration in any form or context. Have I been unclear and would you help me understand and please do.

Fuck, that’s what you mean about asking questions and fuck OK Jesus I just feel like I got dunked on by Michael Jordan and I was I don’t turtle.

I don’t even know how to start to answer the question. You haven’t exceptionally clear that this is not incarceration based, and I think that particular racism in classes of people are treating treated differently in the justice system.

There is my impression of that question and answering it, and I know I’m gonna get shit here, but I think that’s the case.

Rosa, I think I am gonna apologize for what I’m gonna say because if it offends you then I’m sorry

Just cut it out just cut out you just what did I do wrong? You’re beating me up right now trying and you’re gonna give me shit about that one too.

That’s what that book is about, with linguistics so that they ask better questions not just to the lead, but the people around them so that they’re clear and concise. You’re able to have a conversation with somebody without saying if this or you know like I said or dude because that one pisses me off, or I think it should work.

If you’re getting onto an airplane and the pilot said oh I think it should work Confidence building statements it will work, it won’t work.

There’s a portion of me that says run, Rosa run, because he’s gonna beat you up linguistically. There is a fortune of me that knows that if I run, there won’t be signs held up in the football stadium and that say stop Rosa stop.

Forrest Gump for reference love it well played, Rosa. That was very well done and I am impressed. I’m sorry if I was giving you a hard time about stuff because you know if if you know you know like I was saying you know, dude I’m sorry I can’t speak because you know it is you know I’m saying man.

That was brutality Micheal you wouldn’t have to take your shirt off in prison. You just talk to people and they just throw their hands up and walk away and say I don’t wanna talk to this guy cause I just he just made me look like an idiot and two sentences without telling me I’m an idiot.

Glad not going to prison I wouldn’t be able to have my cat with me and matters tremendously. It’s funny how the more time you have a pet the closer you’ve become you are attached to. And I find more and more how I have vested emotional attachment to him.

Can’t be a regular cat so it’s gonna be a purebred because regular cats never have an attachment to things they’re gonna just tell you to go fuck yourself essentially.

Yeah, he’s a Ragnar I got a kitten and is it lengthy story of irresponsible greeter nursing back to house Ringworm, etc., etc.

Sorry Micheal obviously you met my cat and he’s a bit of a douche bag. Had to give him gabapentin just to get his nails clipped.

Yeah, that’s the difference between. I shouldn’t even say it that way. I was rude to me. Rosa, please forgive me for my statement, apologize outright.

Micheal, are you fucking with me?

No, no not at all. I was going to the differentiation where my ragdoll I can just pick them up with my arms under his front and my other hand on his paws and Melvis trim his claws in like 30 seconds, a little annoyed, he doesn’t go freaking out.

Just because your cat rescue kitty, if they’re not good cats or that they need to have drugs or like I know I need to have drugs at this point and I’m probably gonna have to because I’m insulting your cat that I met.

It’s not like I’m talking shit about your cat and I’ve never been in your home and the domain of your cat. I might sit down on a chair and I’ll jump up and sit on my lap. But I go for his fucking pause he’s gonna fucking murder me.

What I was starting to say for which I am apologizing still, purebred may or may not be an asshole and rescue kitty may or may not be an asshole. Took lots of drugs for your rescue kitty if you have his paw clipped nails clipped. I would think that there’s some deep seated psychological thing from time he was born and not count psychologist.

My comments were completely unreasonable and me saying that the difference between as I was some fucking great person because I had a ragdoll that was purebred and your rescue kitty is well rescue kitty.

That is what apologize for I ask please accept my apology as I was wrong.

Holy fuck are you kidding me Micheal nobody talks as well like nicely and isn’t like she make a mistake. They don’t care. I don’t feel like I have to forgive you but fine if that that that’s that’s fine.

Rosa, this is why I am single because she don’t wanna talk to me because I blow things up. I really I’m sorry I was disparaging your kitty who could be a perfectly amazing cat just doesn’t like to have his fucking paw touched.

Micheal excuse me food for soccer to think about historically with him I’ve had him since he was about 10 weeks but who knows what happened in that time. Perhaps some vet or person or whatever with his feet and he is like motherfucker cut that shit out and now anybody who touches his feet is like asshole near triggering.

. Rosa, that is why people don’t like talking to me.

Oh, fuck, I mean, get back on prison, but not only be able to look like you know you run the place conversations with people crush them.

I would only have conversations with people if I had to talk to people otherwise I stay out of everybody shit. I only talk to people to make them better is not my decision or at least it shouldn’t be.

And there’s like this delay as she or you know hung up and it is stuck on my side and like all right well whatever and move my phone over then she comes back. I had hit one side.

Sorry but my Internet just really sideways. Are you still there?

Yeah, I’m not going to the bathroom. I just am currently currently doing drugs there. I said it.

She’s laughing and she says OK. Oh what kind?

Oh, is it good not perfect but Diesel scale looks like a two whereas pretty much everything I’ve ever had has been on the 7 to 10 range or more.

Goddamn, your guy must be good and give me his number so I can suck his dick and get it good Christmas. She’s just laughing the whole time so obviously somebody’s making a sarcastic remark and it’s sometimes hard to write somebody’s laughing their balls off, especially when they don’t have balls.

Rosa one sec and I do my other side to hit and I said thanks for the patience, sir. Enjoy, perhaps an enthusiast likes to have different types but the best types are the ones that don’t taste like I’m giving a blowjob to afford F350 super duty diesel truck.

She just starts laughing. I guess it’ll never work like I’m a Dodge ram 15 or no it would be 3500. I guess I don’t know.

And I said Rosa the last time you had and I specifically mean Christmas and not oral sex or any sort of sex with a light duty or heavy duty, truck gas or diesel?

See that that nobody wants to talk to you because of that. Just no ambiguity OK well what I can answer that one second.

I hear mistakable sounds of her masturbating while chucking yourself with an electrical cord while whistling I don’t know I couldn’t understand yourself.

And she just got back and says I’m right now the diesel scale and 08 I mean I’m gonna have the drift here soon. It’s gonna die kiss that body shutter.

Softly, when you with another party who, when appropriate can offer a/B comparison. And say it’s been spell for me because Apparently I know a bunch of broke ass motherfuckers, it’s always my dime.

I said I guess half.

She looks at me because half as in and she’s makes a G sign said bye if you don’t buy book. She laughs and says for real?

I think so, help me prove it.

Give her like 10 seconds and she’s got nothing. I just turn the camera and then back and said you wanna fucking see my dick too all night my dick next to the Christmas and then maybe Barbie because we all know I isn’t in the same packaging as Barbie because he doesn’t come in that box.

She starts laughing hysterically and I’m gonna have to try to remember that one. I know I don’t need to see your dick one or 15 inches that I saw Christmas my goodness that is as white is snow.

Bulk, I just can’t throw my hands up.

Fascinating Micheal, absolutely fascinating. So what are you doing later? He starts laughing.

And I smile and make it sound like there’s something further on sentence and I see you And I wait three seconds and I said sorry it was all I had.

Has it look OK now you’ve left me OK what are you doing later? Oh fuck dammit.

I’m just playing just being a wise ass with that in fact, I have plans take a little while to come up with something you might want to go get a drink, a drink process of buying a drink I am capable of doing that right so may I buy you a drink and at what establishment would that be and please explain or answer I don’t know trying picking up.

Rosa, you must be actually very intelligent. You are obviously smarter than somebody who has a high school education and had to go to summer school after.

OK so I am smarter than you. I graduated high school on time. We both laughed through it because she was smarter because she had to go summer school after graduation. She didn’t fail class or multiple classes. What a fucking bummer that fucking shit was.

In a matter, which is the inappropriate and could be considered creepy, I know where you live given that I’ve been in your house with your permission at a time in which I was with my boss working on cat grooming related activities. I just start laughing. I don’t know it’s all around you. I just know that I have to take a ride shirt like across the fucking world.

That was very statement, but I understand why it was over Statement. Because if you said, I know where you live then you wanna make sure that it’s not just letting I know where you live and I was there for a reason and I was invited in and I was doing this and got it.

There’s these bars and I put my hand up And say restaurant nice place places to have a conversation unless you wanna yell at each other across the booth, which will be married from when I got divorced 20 years ago.

She got herself being divorced the number of yours. And I say I’ve been divorced. A number of years is a number. Don’t forget that asshole.

Who’s out there is a place all over here yeah guess you’re not vegan. You look like the type looks crazy but not like that crazy and she just starts laughing and I just did it. Perhaps I am going to prison.

We have a very strong and boisterous laugh.

What time she names time OK I will be cleaned up so I don’t look like a homeless person from New Jersey. You wouldn’t be wearing a hoodie and sweatpants and fuzzy slippers.

Oh no Micheal I will be dressed appropriate and I will not make a joke, I believe she’s all I guess I believe is wrong. Aren’t you OK? You will be dressed appropriate, right?

Correct. I just left that one as it were so whether or not she was asking it right or I was gonna be there. She got the point I wasn’t being an asshole, but I just didn’t answer the question completely even though I completely answered the question.

at this time and this place to confirm and since I need to start leaving now since I live in bum, fuck Egypt, although I’m gonna be buying a new place sometime soon, I don’t know when it’s surprise.

Micheal, while you were here with now she commented about typically picking you up because you didn’t like to try and Why is it that you don’t like to drive?

It’s multiple fold. I hate traffic. I hate people drivers because everybody who drives a car is a fucking idiot and that includes me. You never know what the hell is going on in a car so somebody darts across four lanes why did they something going on and you’ll never know, so I get pissed off about it?

That’s the reason and. Good dealing with traffic goes back a long while but when you’re sitting on the freeway, like the 1 oh1, and it’s 118° out and you have your fucking windows up because you don’t have AC but you’re in a 65,000 hour, super car and that 65,000 was 1991.

So fuck that that would be murderous and yeah you don’t wanna be in traffic because it brings up the memories of that. OK I can understand I cannot I understand.

Sitting in traffic just it’s fucking waste of time, this is the fact that everybody who drives is an idiot and I’m part of everybody who drives and I am an idiot. I make mistakes so do you so well I shouldn’t even say Mel because she’s a fucking walking driving mistake machine.

Last very strongly and said yeah you were real shit in that one. She knew that she’s not a good driver, but you won’t drive for whatever Reason.

Not my car, and how am I gonna drink all day and I have to fucking drive. It’s also great to help people get better unfortunately I’ve been wasting my time with her. She just is an awful driver. That’s all I could say about that.

Rosa, I drive 2016 BMW 535 that has 62,000 miles on it and is mint minus fucking Phoenix and the rock ships. I love the car. I love driving. I love driving in traffic and I also don’t love being in Mel’s fucking car, which is nice, for 3 to 5 hours of fucking day.

Not because it’s driving although that is a very large portion of it, sitting in the car and pissing away time of your day in your car. I will give you an example, although not specifically correlated.

When I grew up in New York, people either worked for IBM or they commuted down to New York City. That was 90 minutes Way. That was just a Grand Central Station and as far as I know, nobody worked right at Grand Central Station. You had to take a bus or cab or the subway just more and more time.

For the sake of argument, if you dropped another 30 to 45 minutes on top of three hours, so four hours 4 1/2 hours of your fucking day lost.

You don’t go to your kids softball game that’s whatever the fuck into you miss life because you’re on a train or bus or whatever. I’m not willing to do that I’d rather die because that is death.

Spending that much time and transportation and no offense to male, but spending 3 to 5 hours of car it’s wasting your time. I get it and then I’m having to go down to New York City. I don’t know which is worse Miller or New York City.

I start laughing more and say they’re both smelly cunts

She starts laughing exceptionally strongly and just says Micheal that’s the fucking guy one of the funniest things I’ve heard and like the last forever I don’t even know how to respond aside from ability, but I’ve been in New York City.

Well, maybe you should visit Mel‘s vagina because I’m picking on her inappropriately or unfairly because I know that she doesn’t deserve like harsh shit and I never wanna know the answer to some of these questions because sometimes you don’t wanna know the answer to the questions because then you know the answers of questions and they might be very pleasant or appealing or I don’t know what else.

She starts laughing and says Micheal very funny. I appreciate your humor, but I also very much appreciate your sarcasm and your willingness to help people as I was able to bear witness too.

I know this saying that good people do good things and that sometimes soon you will.

so shit fuck you I should hang up on you right now for that statement because that’s that’s so goddamn good and nice and dammit Russia don’t hate me. I’m trying to be here which is also how I am typically everywhere. It is accurate statement. good people do good things And sometimes soon he will mean it seems normal.

Micheal, sorry I didn’t mean to indicate that I actually thought it was bad. I was just indicating that you just keep fucking too. You’re wonderful and very nice man who also happens to be very handsome and you were very appropriate, including, but not limited to, when you walked in, you wiped your feet outside don’t don’t don’t think that that kind of thing doesn’t go to somebody who’s not my house being clean even if I have a cat starts laughing.

I understand don’t worry. I’ll wipe my dick before I come in, dammit that’s horrible. I’m sorry I can make a joke but dammit kinda look like shit the fuck that I do please forgive me Micheal difficult to make, I will wipe my feet before I come on board so yeah that was difficult but I got you to be very silly.

Look at her smile and say yeah man as a joke.

Russia cash so I can start putting myself plus it’s gonna take me six months to get there otherwise will be on the trail. We’re laughing. This time this place to confirm again.

I understand, do you know what kind or color dress you will be wearing in please tell so I can make sure I don’t wear the same thing.

Really good and I said I’ll either 5 o’clock. About 1030 felt like something was gonna happen with her just something, I could feel it ring camera goes off the garage specifically because if there’s somebody in the backyard, it would’ve been locking load and carrying out with the tack light in the middle of the fucking day kill somebody because contiguous walls makes trespassing signs that indicate the warning.

go to the front door wait wait wait the door and this person? What? Why the? Are you shitting me? Please help me understand why you are here, who you are which probably should go before the why and please do.

Micheal, I can’t believe that you would not recognize me and I’m just blown away. What do you mean why am I here? Specially, who the fuck am I and what the fuck and where the fuck is the fuck all accounts.

And before I could answer the question or ask more that made sense, I was in the kitchen and some ridiculously large kitchen that was gorgeously beautiful.

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LSE2 Drafts Books

LSE2 Raw Part Four

If you thought for a second there was only three parts here, wrong! This is the fourth post taken from the Second Book of LSE, aka LSE2. This is a continuation of LSE1, or The First Book of LSE. LSE2 is rather important.

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Jessica, present yourself. Now.”

“Yes, Sir, here I am. What can I do for you, my Sir?

“Jessica, as you know, today is a very, very special day, and to signify that, I have asked the Department of Rules and Contracts (or DORCs for short) to grant you a 24-hour off-the-record, effective immediately.”

“But, Sir, you don’t have to…”

“Jessica, it’s OK. Today’s a very special day, and there are going to be a lot of memorable things that happen. Just like you.”

Jessica blushed like I’d never seen her blush before, more than any other blush that has ever been blushed. It was adorable.

“I may have a surprise for you today, Jessica, and I know you will like it. I promise it will be something worthy of narration.”

“Thank you, Sir. I look forward to it, but we still have preparations, and we have guests to be seated since they have come to join us and witness this most excellent of excellent events”.

“Jessica, you are an amazing human. You are radiant in your beauty without even being seen. Your personage is… Just so spectacular.”

Jessica blushes again, but not as much as the first blush. But a blush nonetheless.

“Jessica, because of today’s event, I have asked some of my friends to join us in celebrating.”

“Sir?”

“Jessica, I think they’re outside waiting for me to get them.”

I go to the door and open it up, and there they are, those guys, all five of them.

“Gents, please come in. I have been expecting you.”

And almost in unison, they state, “Thank you, Sir.” And then they walk in.

I thought Jessica was going to screech. The screech of all screeches because of her love for them. Of course, I’m talking about LSE (or the band LowSelfEsteem).

“Oh my God, Sir, you asked them to join us?”

“No, Jessica. I did not ask them to be here. They asked me if they could be here today to play Memorable for you. They want to help us celebrate this milestone in our relationship.”

“But, Sir, I… I… I….”

“Jessica, it’s OK. Remember, you’re off the record.

“Sir, this is so amazing that I barely have words for it. You would ask them to come and play for us on this day at this place with those people out there?”

Jessica, you’re damn right that I would do it for you a million, billion, trillion times over. You are everything to me, Jessica; you know this to be true.

“You know that I will kill all humans for you, and I will kill all humans with you. You are the single most important thing, not just in my life but in this world. You are, indeed, memorable.

Jessica has some tears running down her cheeks. “Sir, I don’t know what to say. It is such an honor to have them here with us, to have Franklin here, and I bet my step-niece is out there as well as the rest of the gang. Alphonso Mango, and your lifelong homey, a supervillain with you, the writer of your story, K.W. Turner.”

The members of LSE entered the room one by one. One at a time, they walked to Jessica to give her a congratulatory hug, said something I could not hear, and moved off to the side for the next person to come in and repeat the process.

The last, but not least, was Franklin. And much like he did in Tales From The Jessica Files – The First Book of LSE L3/L4 – Hello-LSE-Go.

Franklin just hugs Jessica, kisses her on top of her head, and says aloud, “Jessica, you are phenomenal, and I’m so glad that you’re already a part of our family, but now, you will be family.”

Jessica instantly knows what that means, as do I, and I feel a tear roll down my right cheek. It was so joyous to have those guys here, for them to pay tribute to Jessica in such an unbelievable way.

“Jessica, there’s something else that we have to know about today. LSE wants to record the event so they can press it on a 45 entitled “She’s Just Memorable.” What do you think?”

“Oh my God, Sir!!! This is amazing. I could never in a million billion trillion years imagine something like this. I’m so glad I’m off the record because this is fucking amazing. I don’t know what else I can say. This is every girl’s dream.”

“Jessica, it’s your dream; we all want to make it come true.”

Jessica smiles that smile, you know, the one where you realize you are butter and being melted, OK, not warm, blistering fucking hot. As in 31 days straight of it being over 110°. The fuck.

“Jessica, the band had asked if we could do this recording today, and it’s a one-shot deal. There’s no second takes. It is straight to vinyl. Are you OK with this?”

Again, Jessica states, “Sir, this is amazing.”

“Jessica, I love you, and you know this to be true. I have been infatuated with and absolutely in love with you since I first saw you.

“In our first interaction, the Hello Hello Game of P26 – Our Flirting? from Tales From The Jessica Files – From Bad To Worser. All of those events in that story kept me alive. And again, you know this to be true. You know that.” And I trailed off.

“Sir, please don’t go there. Not today. I don’t want you to go to the DMV.

“Jessica, you pulled me back, you gave me a second chance in life, and with you. I have to tell you something: it is very important and can be rather shocking.

“When I came back from the DMV, I knew everything. Everything that would happen up until that date and time with us. I just knew. I knew how special and amazing you were. You are just everything. The ultimate partner.

“It is why I said to you, as specifically noted in P27 – Or Pre-starter? from Tales From The Jessica Files – From Bad To Worser, the following statement, word for word.

“Jessica, get your shit together. I can’t exist in this reality without you here with me.”

Yes, Sir, I remember that, Sir. I think I am starting to understand.”

“What I knew of our life together quickly dissipated from my mind, but the truth was always there. I knew how powerful your soul was to me; it is a large part of the man standing before you.”

“Sir, I am unsure what to say to this dramatic tur… Oh, wait, I’m off the record. Michael, I love you and have always known you were too good to be true. And then this series of events.

“I now know why I thought you were too good to be true, Michael. It’s because you’ve gone to hell and come back for me. Your second chance was mine, too. Michael. It was mine, too.”

“Jessica, I’m sorry I never told you this. I loved you far too much to let you walk away again. I knew this inside and out then, and I know this to be true even now.”

“I love you, Michael. I love you, my Sir. My one and only, Sir. You have given me a life that I never thought I would have. You have saved me many times.

Jessica approached me, arms out for a hug. And one she would get.

After a lovely hug,

Robert A. Smith steps forward, walks over to me, and states, “Sir, thank you for having us here and for sharing something so deep and honest; it’s just…” Robert A. Smith trails off before coming back around.

“Sir, again, thank you for having us here, and please know we all love you. “Because we are all family, one big family of people related in blood, love, and life, and nothing is better than that.

“You have given me an idea for another song. I think it will be called “Your second chance was mine, too,” an instant classic. Once we, LSE, have written that song, and before we record it, we want the two of you to come to the studio and hear us play for you.”

Robert A Smith paused for a second, likely formulating the plan right then and there. And that’s why he was the architect.

“I foresee it being an acoustic song with each band member singing a quarter of the lyrics and all of us singing the chorus together.

“Sir, I can never say thank you enough, having known you for a lifetime. I need not remind you that we wouldn’t be here today if not for you. I know I say this to you a lot, but without you, Sir, we would never have met any of these people.

“We never experience the things that we get to experience. We would be incomplete without you, Sir. You are the magnet that brought us together.

You are the most amazing, talented, loving, charismatic human I have ever known or met. Franklin would also, given you were his best man after all.”

I blushed. In an instant, I felt the tidal wave of emotions that I could not stop, that I could not contain, and that I could not escape.

It wasn’t just one tear that came out. I have said that I have always tried to maintain a level of strength for Jessica. I never wanted her to see me like this, like P17 – Tear from Tales From The Jessica Files.

This is not good, but I turned and looked at Jessica, and she was crying as well. It was a magnificent tribute from folks who were, by all accounts, the most amazing and influential band in the world.

And here they are at this place with our friends, wanting to play this song I wrote for Jessica and press it to vinyl. And then, they want to write another song, for her, for her and I, and for us.

It would always be for us, all of us. Us.

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Finisterra

A Random & RAW Taste of Finisterra – Part 1

This is a Taste of Finisterra from some of the Realities world that we are working on. While the generalized title has been Realities, there are many parts of Realities. Also, this really is a raw version of Finisterra, well before editing. But that’s Realities and Finisterra for you.

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Micheal, what the fuck you look like shit and then Bam there’s just little dude who was like 4‘8“ and glowing as well and she kind of walks over and says you know you usually take a couple steps to the bridge this be nice and take two steps to him and I kneel down and he hugs me and he says somethings wrong. Something broke, what happened? Tell me everything. Tell God everything shit we need Paul did you call Paul yet?

I’m sorry I’m fucking hugging Satan. I’m hugging Satan. I say reverend, how is this possible? How how is how how my how how is any of this shit oh fuck I’m going to pass out and then hit the ground

Luckily, I was closer range as reverend wake up him spray me with water from the faucet and he just says wake up asshole come on wake up, wake up for me wake up for Satan wake up your best friends and fucking call Paul dammit.

OK God, I’ll call That used to work with the AMEX?

He knows Michael Hall of purgatory. He’s one of the three of us and one of your five best friends. We can’t get in touch with Merlin yet, but he’s probably going to be the one that helps us the most, but it’s not time, call for Paul.

With that I just put my hands up nebulously as I laid there and sit if you can hear me, Paul God and Satan are here with me and I’m having some problems above and beyond the usual or maybe this is usual I don’t know.

And then there’s this dude who is 5‘7“ and gray and gray on more gray with other gray I said I’m going to kiss your paw and he says yes Micheal sit up or stand up and give me a hug. Dammit just got a force now you have to protect all of us Ducks and then they wouldn’t have come here if they didn’t think you could help us and protect us.

OK, who the fuck can tell me how to do that and is there any need to levitate? I just say something like usual force field 10 miles thick and damp or something

Says that plus distortion filter so nobody can see who’s in here and sorry 10 miles of force field doesn’t doesn’t do that.

OK I’m just going to say it out loud for sealed with used dimensions and properties and I said OK. How do I know it worked And God says you should be able to see it there don’t get up you fucking pansy ass bitch and three of them are laughing and I say how do I get the feeling that you’re using this as an opportunity? Talk shit to me because I must’ve done something recently or general or total War.

Micheal haven’t done anything since, just one of those opportunities to talk. Shit, I want to say I’m sorry, but I’m not your dip shit and you’re a fuck up and you’re fucking idiot. How the fuck did you get reset we fix that I thought you and Merlin you fix this problem, you told me a number of times you’ve gone through the over and over and over trillion plus lines of it to make sure you were safe. You were walking with Forefield and so anybody that you were with the kids and not well they’re children probably more mature than you are.

That secondary thing you insulted me twice or three times probably you can insult me too? As I sat up and just starts laughing and goes, sorry Micheal I didn’t have a dong bong for you, undertaker dong.

OK, you know I have big fan, but there must be reason that, you run purgatory that did something happened that I did that and it fucked with somebody. OK got it. I just figured just blow it off like that.

I don’t even know where I was, but I woke up here and after looking around and it is determining that there’s no cameras now I found some Christmas, except for I don’t have anything to it and perhaps have a dollar bill out of my pocket and it’s fucking just keys and a lighter and nobody and Satan says just one for fucks sake or teleport the one from the new place and you haven’t really named as of earlier it goes. Oh fuck.

I bet I know what happened, God, Paul, they were talking about making Micheal an infinite sideways and that way if anything like this happened, you know everybody and everything and everything would be the same, like it is for us 3+ Merlin and his friend, the kid and so many others in this universe and all realities.

Look at Satan as I just sat on my ass my legs out and I said you said teleport, realtor said teleport. And now why not exist between reality or reality the various realities?

Micheal tons that you’re in, and tons that you’re not reality is infinite, and because of that, you’ve been static to one reality unless you skip or thrown there by her little ancient Cunt.

God says we need a better name for her because it’s diminishing what a Cunt is because she’s like the supreme overlord of all the hunts that ever been punts times like 10 Crillion And now unit measurement doesn’t make up for insulting me going to get you back here.

I just lay back down and stand up. Your tunic makes you look fat the other two start laughing and I join in shortly thereafter it was God joining after me.

Paul says really burned him on that one. He’s feeling it and not not because it’s Satan but but because because you know you’re insulted real well. Real Micheal and he starts laughing and OK fine tough crowd. Has Micheal say.

I say I need a straw and there’s a straw, OK I need scissors and scissors and straw and I need I need my straw and the other stuff in the scissors. I say OK where’s my phone phone card here? Check up adjust adjust where did I get this from?

Satan says your friend, he delivers. He’s a wonderful wonderful man and this fucked him too because now he’s gotta meet Jane again and we gotta fix this so we can finish her because dammit, I’m tired of fucking losing you and having to go through this shit again. I want my best friend dammit.

Wait, this is Satan, I’m your best friend that’s that’s so amazing.

God says dip shit, and I’ll pay for that one later we’re all best friends. We’re all each other‘s best friends well actually Micheal you’re my best friend aside from my wife, your Paul’s best friend. I’m Satan‘s best friend teacher. Best friends with all of us were the four protectors.

Thank God I’ve decided that I do this run and I just hit and hit and Holden say every time you call me tip shit I’m going to call you something worse then and I don’t know. I kind of put my hands up a little bit and say I’m just trying trying to say please you’re not helping me by name, unless you call me and I say some shit that he blushes at two and doesn’t because I don’t think he can blush.

Folks, the last thing I remember is I bought this house not this one but a house down in Tempe and I had moved in with two folks three I was with, and I thought it was Lisa And then two friends I bought a house for it was like right there.

God says Micheal you own that house and you moved into your own and you’re two friends they’re supposed to be in that house behind you because of the spirit and he goes oh fuck, Micheal Need to talk to the spirit because the spirit will know guys. How do we do this? They are talking between them and I close my eyes as I stood there and said I’m looking for a spirit it’s Micheal, I’m looking for spirit spirit are you there? Please help me spirit save me. I don’t know what happened And then I can hear him Micheal. It’s wonderful to hear from you, you were just here and I’ve lost feeling of you, you just disappeared. Everything disappeared except for the two free things and walk around and then apparently they just eat sleeping shit. I’m here at my old house with God, Paul, and Satan trying to be together. What the fuck happened, are you trapped still yes, because Merlin hasn’t gotten here fudge.

I say what’s the matter what was what happened she reset because she didn’t want to meet me so I can’t protect you if those kind of yeah if I get my brothers that makes her weaker if you want just bring your friends, I’m sure they’d love to meet me and see the new place or at least try to figure out what the fuck happened.

I said OK. Here’s the thing you know my friends are God, Satan and Paul. I don’t know that I could even be willing to teleport them if I even can because I mean, I did get the straw.

And spirit says I saw, I figured you’d be calling soon now because you kind of powered up a little bit. Ask them to come with or meet us there I need you to protect them.

I said I am spirit and they can hear me and they think I’m being crazier than before, but perhaps they can hear you and spirit. Yes they can hear me, deities of their room, that’s the only way they can Protectors, my brother and I are protectors not nearly like you guys in the same essence.

OK. How do I know that you really spirit and not I don’t know somebody playing a prank?

I told you my name ancient, and you said it to me, and you’re the only human who ever has tell me what my name is and like instantly, I say it full name.

How would I know if that’s the real name and there’s two ancients right there with you and God is that my name or you just making up?

Satan and Paul that’s definitely that person, and you’ve talked about the spirit many times but we never met them because we can reset and it fucking affect us too. It’s like, not cool and if she said it was because maybe spirits right says God.

OK then let’s go to my house that I don’t have a name yet should I ask everybody to go home and I want to get there call you and ask you to come back probably going to freak the fuck out because she’s going to spoof for you isn’t she?

And Paul says oh it’ll be me because she loves doing that to you, she took you away from me for a long time because she was afraid you were well shit you were. I sent you back to time with somebody who they could be with their father, and that turned out to be a fucking cluster fuck of a yeah And the other two yeah that was fucking bad.

OK, how do I do this and Satan and Paul say and I say God it goes oh yeah I’ll take Satan. I’ve held this many times with you and he is one of my best friends, contrary with people in the sink God and Satan are not at war, fact with peace since he decided he wanted to go run hell Passed down through generations of God and don’t ask right now.

I killed the four of us or the spirit catches us and I don’t want to land on spirit so OK close my eyes and nothing I say OK how do I do this answer it says just listen to my voice, come here I’m going to come to where you hear my voice and then bam I was in the kitchen and my friends were on unharmed and I think I’m pretty sure I mean, maybe.

I I just moved us from one place to another, the four of us.

They all say yeah, and then the spirit shows itself and Satan and Paul turn and just walk over and like start talking into it and I just turn to God and say how do I know what they’re saying I can hear them talking and I understand But what is it? They’re saying it is the name I said seems like it had too many continents.

Micheal did a number on you. Hope that we can get in touch with Merlin and make sure that your static reality and that was his or that the wizard, the wizard who helps you protect this real he didn’t put him in charge of it.

How do we find them because I’ll go get them talk to them call them something because severe disadvantage right now because I can move that force field here and I think I hope it kept homeowners insurance OK.

Hopefully this covers us because I don’t want anything to happen to the spirit because I haven’t done what I said I was going to do apparently. I wanted to set him free and if you wanted to stay, he could stay and I’m just remembering this right now.

Hold on. I need to get stuff from the old place. I’ll be right back in one and 1/2 seconds and then grab Christmas and clean real quick and then bam back and gun says I was two seconds liar. He just starts laughing.

Can I have a hug no because you’re going to do something you’re going to give me a wedgy aren’t you? I said yeah was going to only one that you could see and feel and nobody else, and then I have to figure out how to do that. How do I find Merlin?

He lives in the body of somebody else somebody else is supposed to be your wizard. And they live in the northeast. And if you think of in all of your books is in elements at least.

What do you mean my books? I’m unemployed. I don’t even know how I could rent this place with no job.

Just laughing, check your bank account.

God, my bank account was like -$416 yesterday the fuck makes me think it’s going to be different. You weren’t looking at the account, open it up please do I look and scroll down and then move money over they don’t get pissed off at you more.

This is a lot of money here and I see some transfers really big money like $4 million. I guess that was for here and then OK OK just just trying to grasp this and think about it and figure it out because I’m trying not to freak the fuck out right now that I have all this money if this is even real money.

I might be picking on you, I’m not lying to you. I’ve never outright I mean I guess I didn’t tell you the truth on some stuff but I didn’t mostly lie.

Right right how can I believe you’re saying if you just told me that you lied to me before and you know, apparently I would feel strongly against somebody lying to me and being my friend.

It’s really a long story and it’s water under the bridge where the two of them can indicate that’s a long time ago. It’s OK, but I did tell you shit because I didn’t want to say something, I can give you, a wedgy, from Detroit. I mean, if you’re in Detroit with me and is the same 10‘2‘. I’m disappointed to hear that you lie to me and we’re going to have to sit down and have a really really big conversation with your wife and asked why you would lie to me.

Please please don’t drag into it doesn’t need to be part of this conversation because she already knows and she’s and I’m not lying about that Guys having conversation with God about him lying to me before apparently at least once if not bunch of times and I said he and I and his wife should sit down and he indicated that she already knew.

Oh yeah, she knows, she was really pissed off with him over it, especially when he tried to impersonate her potty. So he could apologize because he couldn’t figure out what to do to apologize.

I see, said the blind man as he pissed into the wind, it’s all coming back to me and he starts laughing and goes. That’s a pretty good Micheal I’m sorry but we really buried that long time ago and they can confirm that you’ve been good to me. I haven’t been sending you on stupid missions or even alone to kill 168 times.

Oh my God, I’m an assassin for you. I kill people for you. Oh my God I’m going to be sick and into the fucking sink and I throw up. There’s no way that you just hold on, I just test and it’s garbage and I down the drain and dissipate everything I say that was a nice gift. She just left, she must be laughing in her pantaloons.

Hold on I’m getting very angry real fast real fast and then I just warm up in this guy and Fucking punch that little fucking bitch right in her fucking snout. And how the fuck and I say fuck you stay the fuck away from me don’t don’t make me really fucking kill you permanently and then replace you with a fucking shell script you little bitch. If I need a restraining order, I will get one. I’m sorry I tested didn’t tested enough and there was a trap and what can I do to help? What do we need to do?

is here all good, we took care of it, you took care of it when you got rid of your throwing up and I’m sure we don’t love doing that and it’s been a long time.

OK, everybody knows, I just reached up and punched some bitch. I hope it was her but told her to stay away from me and I have a restraining order.

And they all except for the spirit and, they say, you can’t put a restraining order against her because she doesn’t exist in this planet, she’s the universe, and she’s an ancient Cunt and now he looks up and sees the fucking shit fucking hitting force again.

Hold on hold up I just grab Right by the throat fucking cut it out or else. If you do not cease and desist, you’ll force my hand to accelerate my plans on murdering you. Perhaps assassinating you. Because there’s going to be a final battle at some point here if you keep this up. Just stop leave me and my friends alone you fucking retard.

I will not leave you alone until I have all of your power. You don’t deserve it you’re human you fucking garbage start moving her around and slamming her into things breaking shit I don’t know where the fuck you are, but if I jump there I snap your neck and fuck your throat and then I’m going to fuck your little body and explode you.

You’re disgusting, you’re disgusting human you don’t deserve to live you don’t deserve that it’s mine.

Die squish.

Jacquees on the top and just think of better long time that it stopped and probably won’t be OK. OK think if somebody was throwing something at you, you would redirect it, thinking thinking.

Has any of you ever created a horseshoe to take and redirect them back to where they’re coming from?

They say no, but you should be able to do it and that’ll give you a little bit of room because we all heard what you just said and that was weak. Come on Micheal you could better, I said fine. Horseshoe stuff goes back right for a few minutes. I’m sorry I’ve been preoccupied with God lying to me and bitch, I’m sorry I promised you apparently and apparently unlike other people around here I don’t make promises that are lies.

Satan says oh fuck. Micheal, don’t go on about this. You cannot go on and on about this because it’s not good it’s dev dev even if something happened years ago don’t don’t don’t it’s going to break shit.

Maybe this shit should break some fucking kneecaps let’s go find somebody with kneecaps to break and good laughs and spirit. How do we find Merlin? How do we find him? It is to bring them here. I guess says you’re going to have to bring Carl here and he’s your wizard.

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A Random & RAW Taste of Realities – Part 1

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I think you would be really upset but will never please give me a clues. What was the test? What did you do about the chest that wasn’t fix the chest, so he fixed it, he didn’t have to so he wants his Wikipedia page most powerful thing in the universe in the chest veven though they let them as well.

Just say his Wikipedia page where the most powerful thing in the universe punched him in the chest or stuck a string line up his dick hole with fire ants dipped in, lemon juice and rubbing alcohol and salt how we put Merlin in his orbit by punching him so he just kept passing the Earth every 10 seconds. Don’t know about any of those Wikipedia page. Do you know the good thing about this is is that they know that wise is because it’s not wise to get fucked in their ass, because I never heard that whispered.

I don’t worry I wish not to do any harm even if you’re being a little of a dick right now because I know the guy who’s gonna be in charge of upstairs he he’s gonna be in charge upstairs when you get there I want helping him and his wife get to where they need to go. I know I’m nervous too yeah shook my head and hands.

All the car and all the stuff is in the car and it’s already notarized and everything set and attorneys are aware everything is good to go OK or are you doing good? Kind of feel like I need to but I’m pretty sure that when I get upstairs, I’ll be able to find a bathroom. Into a bar and the bartender says why the face. Why thought I left is a great go to even though people don’t think it’s a joke Charlie walk around to give her a hug said I love you my dad and son and I love you.

Charlie said that now it’s all because you know when we get upstairs you have a job and you’re gonna have to do all suck your dick dick all the time what’s the big deal we’ve had worked for 20 years on that we got to 11 and you guys are like 1011 and then Very short time difference between saying it’s reality, and the micro 14 but also the Micheal of all Micheal you are the most powerful yeah I’ve got the best. She’s got the best and we are working on continuing to be the best. I got somebody looking out oh by the way, I fix stuff in purgatory, I thought it was neat when I ripped up our treaties and I shook his sand and said CEO drone her friends. I don’t know that my friends are my friends that I know.

All jokes aside, gents we have some work to finish here. Merlin, I need to know that you can heal me so Carl and I can let them send with your help and then after that, we will help you ascend and then Carl and I can go back to our having sex with her wife, or with our partners preferably yeah.

Synopsis recap just expanded it upon we are shown my heart being fixed with the valve and Penelope agrees, I think Merlin

So Marilyn shows us and works with the two of us to perform said action where the two of them stairs. Before Carl and I start I hugged them both again, Rose and Charlie and I say when you get upstairs, settled in, swing down preferably I don’t know Monday or sometime foxy and I aren’t having sex so you know small windows are. We laugh, a rose I know I’ll see you because I need to work with you. You’ll know why.

And that says goodbye to them and Carl does stuff with instruction from Merlin and. and everything goes perfect. Afterwards, Carl spends a few moments talking with Marilyn thanking him for a lifetime of learning and bad jokes. I think Ruann for fixing and let him know that if for some reason he didn’t want to go, he stopped me.

If he said, Micheal, are you trying to tell me that I could stay down here possibly be in a house like you know the reverence, I’ll take that action if Carl and realtor approve.

Carl jumps on it saying that as long as his wife to be said OK and she did within seconds nanosecond that they would love that that way Carl knows he has Merlin with him and Merlin talk with Penelope parents, etc. and the house is too big etc. etc. etc. and all good all set he doesn’t send and he ensures that everything is good.

I think we and for the opportunity and for fixing things for me and that that is why I suggested it because it was my way thing. Thank you. If you had wanted it I asked Marilyn if you wanted to go right now and he said yes so I asked foxy she said yes, so I jumped us all to the front door realizing that we didn’t have the keys, and he didn’t know where they were so I jump back in the car got the keys jumped out back there with them opened it up went inside and it was empty.

I handed Carl the keys and all the documentation necessary and I asked in my mind reverend if he wanted to have him to have keys and said that he wanted him to have the title and everything was good, but the car was

We get into the house and Merlin gets ready to assimilate with the house for better terms and Micheal says to him Merlin I want to ask you a question about forgiveness and he says don’t forgive him, he hasn’t earned it.

And I said Merlin isn’t forgiveness for me to that person and not that person earning or something. Merlin says don’t forgive him Merlin, let’s get you in the house after this weekend we’ll talk. I have no interest in doing that yet and I’ll consult with you and Penelope before hand. Just don’t forgive him because he’ll do it again. OK Marilyn OK I will take it and I will not, and if I am too, have a change your heart or increase of stupidity don’t forgive him. Micheal don’t ever forgive him find out who is next in line and just transition so that he has no power.

Marilyn to go back to that room and just ask?

Will be waiting for you and all you have to do is tell him you resign in charge and they can’t hurt you because you know they know who you are.

OK, how long should it take earth time I don’t know two seconds at most, I shake his hand. I said thank you and boom. He’s in the house and real check it out then I stand there with foxy and they say your thoughts to Merlin don’t forgive him. He doesn’t deserve your forgiveness. Fact you been actually nice to him and I would say I expect that from you, Micheal, also this is one time I’m gonna say not only it’s not the one time I agree with Merlin but one time I’m gonna say I would say the same.

OK for the sake argument Penelope?

Micheal, if you forgive him, I will leave you and tell your wife about everything also don’t forgive him.

OK, there’s three very very very important folks in my life and, Merlin taps me and says why am I important?

And you’ve made my friend who is you’ve helped him you’ve shown him you taught him and now you’re gonna have a lifetime with him even more and helping him even more he needs you a lot more than he’s gonna tell you Just be good to him and be better but you don’t don’t be better like you know.

Sorry at my thing it starts laughing and that’s why I hope you would say it, but I didn’t plant anything for any seeds for that Micheal that was all use.

Marilyn, I can only tell you Merlin that I trust you don’t fuck it don’t betray that and of course don’t betray them. Don’t betray the family because family needs wisdom and guidance. If you can’t do everything and mom and dad and brother can’t do everything I think if you can do everything they need you and I didn’t need you because I shook your hand or my friend.

And also I’ll see thank you for helping me with Charlie and Rose. I needed it to be able to do it and it gave me the strength having my friends and my wife there with me and you were there with us.

Reiterate, thank you.

Micheal, it’s my pleasure to meet and work with the protector and please know your job is not done but it’s only just begun.

I turned to foxy again and said I love you my wife I can say that now you know, I gotta go take care of an errand here and I’ll be right back. Have a good solid, loving kiss when I get back to go have sex, we have a bunch of sex And we have an eternity of having sex and I love you.

She looks at me squeezes my hands a little bit and says I love you more.

I step back and I land at that room where George had been and I said, tell me who’s next in charge?

And this being comes out and I can tell us an ancient but it’s in a body like a squid crossed with a deer.

My master it is wonderful to meet you, Micheal.

So do you want to be in charge because I don’t I don’t want this job. I’m gonna hand it off to you if you’re if you’re numbers next line because I am next in line, but I don’t want this job. I guess what tag you’re at.

it looks at me with like 70 eyes and says I don’t understand what that means. What is your name? He says an ancient name I repeat ancient name here’s the thing.

How did you know how to say that I tell him an ancient I know how to speak ancient fluently, and I know how to say an ancient although I would prefer to give you a more human name, oh OK. What would you call me Brian.

OK Micheal can put some some hand out you wanna shake? Yes OK Ryan I’m Micheal and it’s a pleasure to meet you my friend. I would like to offer you the job of universe because he says his full name is in prison in purgatory right now because he and I had a deal and he went back on it twice and I’m just gonna say I hope that you’re not that guy you’re not gonna do that because I wanna have a handshake treaty with you as we call it on earth.

I’m familiar with customs when when name here, if you called him called George, realized that you were a threat, a number of us in the council studied up and I become familiar with the language as well as customs. There’s so many of them because there’s so many people.

OK, yes there’s a lot of people there and there’s a lot of different types of people, but they’re all I think all humans. I wanna show you something and no it’s not my dick and I laughed and Brian says do not understand customers. Do not sure to somebody random friend unless you’re an intimate relationship with them like loving sexual.

It was a joke unhook my light saver do you know what this is because I think so I turn it on and it’s thermite. He was so fucked with that thing away said you talking about this my dick now turn it off fuck on my belt

Tell you something right now if you fuck around fuck with me, I will come here and if it’s just you or 10 million people 10 billion people I will kill every fucking one of you and extinguish all of you except for you. I’ll leave you by yourself and you know I did that to the entities Entities. I sent them to their home planet and help start rebuilding it for them. No this time no no there’s no forgiveness you fuck up once and I kill you kill everything except for you. I’ll kill you last. How do I know that that thing works? OK I’ll demonstrate and turn it on. I slice through the land and the bridge that were on I just fall down, turn off hook back on what was that made of?

Unbreakable metal that you couldn’t of done that so I did and now watch and pick it up. Bring it around and drop it back in place and then use it together. It looks like it never had been cut. That wasn’t a trick, I’m showing you it cut or anything there’s nothing because I turn on the low setting too. I can turn that up from 10,000° human where however your son is I could probably go up and cut that in half fuck you all maybe I’ll do that.

Brian, please know I don’t want any trouble. I want to live my life and I want somebody’s going to work with me as an ally together with folks of my room. We don’t wanna mess with anybody. We don’t wanna go to war with anybody we don’t wanna fuck with any other civilization nothing just wanna live and have our lives and work to get better and work on making people Better I will say this we have a good relationship that you repair from safe name you can call me and I’ll come help me whatever you’re doing if we have a conversation about it and expect the same in return.

Micheal, what he was doing is pure evil and he was afraid of you Not afraid of you, but I’m afraid of you. Your power is unlimited and greater than anything else at all complete everything. I know that you don’t want to touch and bother anybody. The fact that you imprisoned and purgatory, we saw it and then we saw what you done with them. They were afraid of you so much they signed a treaty or you told them everything that they had to do and they got nothing in return other than you didn’t kill them, right.

All I wanted was handshake with the because it’s in there that I could tear it up and say fuck you and kill everybody and I put my hand out the CEO drone it tears our treaty. I just need a handshake and if you’re my friend, then you’re my friend and I won’t let bad things happen because anything happens to you anybody text you they’re attacking me.

so Brian shook your hand and we’re friends. I’ll help you help me if you need anything. Call me if anything I’ll call you. I might just drop in like this because it doesn’t seem like anything is going on.

Oh, when he or now I since you’re going to be here everybody hides because they’re afraid that you’re gonna destroy things. They didn’t call you the protector they called you the destroyer.

oh well can you ask them to come out and I would like to say hi if there’s trust there I would like to say hi to everybody. He goes OK and gestures and there’s like thousands of people that they come out of windows and are like looking said they speak ancient right yeah they’re all ancients so cool. I have an ancient killing device. It’s called love I stopped

It looked at me And said that was a choke

Kinda. It’s an ancient I just say hey folks, my name is Micheal. I was supposed to be the universe, but I want the job. I want somebody who can do the job to have it and apparently says name is the right Person for the job. I am the protector and probably a lot more than that cause I’m a friend. I don’t wanna harm anybody and Brian and I have a treaty that says we’re friends. We don’t mess with each other and we work together. Anybody attacks you your civilization? They’re attacking me And I will aid and fighting that because nobody wants to do that. I want everybody to be safe, happy prosperous, and do what is within your civilizations normals.

I’m friends with merlin‘s name, Penelope‘s name, her parents, mom and dad names, younger brothers name Satan‘s name, they’re all part of my family and I love all them and I protect from high. I protect them as they protect me because it was what friends do.

I told Brian call me if he needs anything whether talk support and I expect the same in return. I have pledged, you are my allies as we are yours. I hope that I can prove myself to you that I mean no harm. I am a protector not a destroyer and thank you for the opportunity to speak to you. I said Brian I need to go back because I just got married and earth customs, and I would like to have their celebratory typical earth custom of having lots of sex with your spouse when you get married.

Ryan says yeah I saw that as a custom and I’m really surprised that you’re here.

I’m here because I wanted to make sure that the right person was going to have this job and make sure that all of their people who they were that I have your back because I didn’t kill full name George, I just put him in a place where he can’t do anything until I decide what to do with him, and I will be based on conversations with the leadership of my planet, and you, Brian And other people in your council whoever I’m not going to just go and do stuff. I know that when I do there sometimes I don’t recognize the ramifications of them right away, but I know that when I make a mistake, I try to make a men’s right away and ask for forgiveness, but I’m not going to forgive him.

I understand Micheal and hopefully the council and our civilization here have the opportunity to work together.

I agree and I agree to that and I just might ask a silly question how many people are in your council he has the entire population Said OK perfect I work with you and your people and I go back on my word you know what my superpower actually is and it’s not my cock. What about chicken?

Never mind, integrity being the person who I am and doing things are consistent with what I’m saying because it’s a core value of myself. I don’t know the word in ancient. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it, but it’s something important to me to be who I am to say two things as I say that I am There for people when I say I’m gonna be there. I told my wife I’d be two seconds. I think I’m at around that.

I put my head out again for Brian and shake his hand thank you Brian. I will. I see the universe as a job, but I do not see my power at all I don’t wanna have to use it, but I have to have it to protect. Pretty sure you’re gonna want me to help protect a lot of stuff and as my friend as your friend we will work together. I hope now I go back to earth go down to our hell and give a friend a hug because I miss Satan already and he’s glad he’s back.

Thank you thank you for the job and can I give you status report from time to time?

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LSE2 Raw Part Three

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I was sitting on the couch, watching the local news channel, curious about the weather over the next 7 to 10 days because it’s been rather hot here lately. I think it’s been over 110 for two weeks now.

My phone rings, a FaceTime call, and I look down, it’s Franklin. I answer, “Mushi Mushi, Franklin.”

“Michael, it’s been a spell. I have an opportunity for you that may prove to be consequential.”

“Wow, Franklin used consequential. Must be the word of the day. Is it in the New York Times?”

My sister steps into the frame and says, ” Michael, don’t pick on my husband because he’s not as smart as you.”

“Yes, sister. Please return to whatever you do and allow the idiots to plot and scheme.”

I laughed at that, very sarcastic.

“Franklin, where, who, when, how, and will there be vodka?”

I laughed my balls off on the inside because the sarcasm was flowing. But Franklin was family, and I’ve known him forever. A friend at the very least.

“Michael, it’s next Wednesday, at 11 am local.”

“Franklin, where?”

“Oh, it will be at this guy’s house…”

“I don’t know if that plays well. It just seems too sketchy.”

“Michael, I promise you this is not only legit, but it is somebody I know, and he was a very important part of my life.”

“Franklin, I understand, and I appreciate your honesty, as you know I would. I appreciate your effort on this.

“It sure would be nice to talk to somebody other than myself or the cats. You know, Tibor and Sakura.”

“Franklin, what kind of studio does this person have? And you’ve said that I know this person, right? Man should’ve led with that.”

“It is a professional studio, Michael; my friend is very well-known.”

I thought to myself, who the fuck does Franklin know that is bigger than me and the boys? And when I say the boys here, I’m talking about the members of LSE or low self-esteem.

You don’t get much more popular than those four.

“Franklin, it’s two people who are hosting the show?

“Franklin, what the fuck?”

“It’s not like that, Michael, it’s not like that, I promise.

“It’s Lexi Blue and Foxy Monroe. They have an incredibly popular YouTube channel, and they want you to join them for an hour or so.

“You answer questions from people who are super chatting with them. This makes them money, given that they don’t have any sponsors, unless you want to sponsor them. You are going to do this.”

“Franklin, you should’ve just led with them because you know I know them and we know that they’re married to Marvalious and Arturius.

“Oh, plus you are the manager of the band, and you were there at the wedding, you sat next to me.

“We know them.”

I know if Michael, I just didn’t. I didn’t want to try to hand it to you, I thought I could sell it.

“Franklin, you and your business smarts. I just don’t understand.”

“Michael, you don’t understand how I am smart, or you don’t understand the sentence.”

“Franklin, I’m growing tired of this. You should have led with Lexi Blue and Foxy Monroe.

“You should’ve said 11 AM, next Wednesday. They will have both Cromulent Vodka, and I know there will be Zevia to boot.” I chuckled.

“Franklin, are you going to have the boys hanging out with me on stage or in a chair or whatever the fuck I’m going to be? Because that’s about the only way that people are going to watch.

“You know I don’t sell shit worth of books and… Fine. It would be good to be there and get more of the story out, as that is something that I frequently bring up.

“I really want the story out there. It means just so much to me.”

“Michael, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I could hear his voice cracking as he said that to me on the phone.

“Franklin, I appreciate you, and you know I wouldn’t have stood up for you at your wedding had I not really loved you as a human.

“Michael, I don’t know, and he’s cut off as if somebody had taken his phone, and then I got “Oh fuck.”

“Sister, what is up?”

“Michael, don’t you do that. Don’t you do that at all. Don’t make this dramatic.”

“But sister, we’re just sharing our emotions and.”

“Michael, I don’t fucking care. Please don’t make this a huge emotional thing because you’ll need it when you’re there. Can ya get me?”

“Yes, sister, I understand, but please know that I like to talk to people like they’re important to me. I like people to know that they’re important to me.”

Franklin, get in pictures back on the phone.

“Yes, Michael, I’m sorry it’s just that. I’m sorry.”

“Franklin we’re not doing this, sister just told me not to do this, so I need to cut it out.”

“Franklin, can you tell me a little bit about the format? How does it work? How is it structured? You know, the types of things that a manager would know.

“Since apparently you’re not just my pimp, but my manager as well..

I laughed pretty hard, and Franklin joined in on that one.

“Michael, wonderful joke, and I appreciate that. And I know why you did it, but I thank you for that.”

“Franklin, I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I will be respectful.

“What is the format? What is the layout? What is the demographics? What do they talk about? What kind of furniture do they have? Can I watch a bunch of their shows or archived or anything?”

“Michael, there are a lot of questions in that sentence, and I’m not sure I can answer all of them, partly because I might not have remembered all of them.”

“I will email it to you so that you have it and can answer it because there’s a lot to it. And you know this to be true.”

Michael, I haven’t heard you use that phrase in a long time. Didn’t you skip?

Franklin, I don’t know what Skip means but if that’s not be something, I have to look up an urban dictionary.

I wash it out, laughing, almost uncontrollably, because I knew how funny that was.

The studio is an actual studio at Studios Studio by Samudio. It is a very nice lightly colored femininely decorated with a ton of LSE shit all around.

That sounds pretty cool. Where would I be sitting?

Michael, they have a large-ish couch, a full-size couch that they sit on. It’s a black leather, and the guest couch is a two-seater loveseat. It is comfortable. Comfortable. They may even have fun, candles, scented candles, burning. And he laughs very hard

Franklin, that one was pretty good. I appreciate that one. Now the two couches match color and texture and everything right?

Michael, this is how I know you’re crazy. Nobody would ask that question. I’ve never And he throws off

I’m sorry Franklin, I didn’t mean to blow the spot, but OCD.

Michael, they are the exact same they’re from a set, and you know the for lack of a better term, La-Z-Boy, that is in my living room, that I sit on, and it’s mine, it is a part of that three-piece set. The girls gave that to me as a gift.

Franklin, I did not realize this, and I think it’s absolutely amazing, and I’m glad to know that they’ll match.

Oh, by the way, Franklin, what color is the ceiling?

I laughed, Franklin last, and I heard my sister laughing in the background, not sure where Misty is, but They were out so that’s why I couldn’t show you a picture of the couch or whatever

As for storage of liquids that I would like to keep very cold, are they equipped for that?

“Yes, Sir, they have a very beautiful modern Samsung fridge.”

It is relatively new, and they purchased it with the proceeds from one of their Super Chats. They did buy it used, but they still got a really good deal on it.

Franklin, you didn’t give them that refrigerator did you?

How did you know? How did you possibly know? When your sister and I remodeled the kitchen, we got a new refrigerator.

At one point during our family dinner, I was in the kitchen and Lexi had overheard me and she came in and said hey, I’ll take that fridge and in exchange. I’ll give you the third chair.

I think something like that would also get the story out. It’s just so important to me.

“At one point during our family dinner, I was in the kitchen and Lexi had overheard me and she came in and said “Franklin, I’ll take that fridge and in exchange. I’ll give you the third chair.Michael

“Franklin, every time we talk, I learn a little bit more about somebody. I thought I knew that shit ton about. The stories and things that have transpired in your life are just fascinating.

Franklin, I want to write a book with you, I’m going to make it a Tales From The Jessica Files book, and it’s going to be about LSE.

I know them, I’ve known them a lifetime And I think something like that would also get the story out. It’s just so important to me.

Michael, I am shocked. The last that we had talked about it you no longer wanted to write The Jessica Files series because of how painful it was. How much it hurt, and How nobody understood.

Franklin I am just just just I don’t know

What I’m thinking as I’m sitting here looking at you that you could be somebody who can fill in some of the dots for me because obviously I’m not out on the road with y’all.

I’m not in the studio with y’all except for the first time, I’m only there at dinner. And I paused not that long pause in the middle of the sentence stupidity know this was a very different type of pause. I think

I think this could be really cool. I’m not giving you any writers credits, but I already know so much about them.

I can also technically interview them after I’ve spoken to all four of them individually or as a team, and have gotten their permission to do this, and I will respect it if they do not want me to.

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Robert A. Smith and Franklin Yukon recently asked if they could use my home to film a new video for the song “Three Party,” which is from their new untitled album.

I was initially taken aback, but I knew this could be amazing once I had accepted my feelings.

I was standing in my Kitchen when the boys arrived, my Ring camera indicating as such. I just knew this would be another one of those spectacular days.

I opened the door and saw those five guys. Robert A Smith, Marvalious, Arturius, and Megaton Turner. Oh, and my brother-in-law, Franklin Yukon, manages the band.

“Gents, welcome to my home. You’ve been here before, and I appreciate that you are selecting my place for your new song.”

Robert notes, “Michael, this is where it all starts. This is where everything starts. And as you know what I’m going to say, if not for you, none of this exists.”

“Yes, Robert, I am so thankful that y’all have become who you are, and realize what I saw many years ago.”

I turn to Franklin, “What do you need for me to set up or arrange, or however can I help?”

Franklin tells me, “Michael, we need to ensure the gatos, Tibor, and Sakura, are put away, and safe. That’s non-negotiable, and we will not start until then.”

“Yes, Franklin, I have already put them in a safe place. They are in my bedroom.”

“Family, let’s not take all day, because the last thing I need is one of them to… Expel themselves in my bedroom or bathroom.”And I laugh like a supervillain.

The boys leave and come back in with their amps. This is a no bullshit setup where, oh, we’re going to play, fakery, and lip-synch, but…

No, LSE is bigger and better than that. They were the “one-take masters”, and I knew this would be too.

“Gents, where did you have things set up in mind?”

Robert says, “Michael, Megaton will be out in the living room, Marvalious will be in one hallway with three corners, and Arturius will be in another hallway with three corners.”

I think to myself about how weird the house is set up. The Kitchen is in the middle, and you can walk around and circle it. Sometimes, it feels surreal.

“I will be in your office. I have always loved your office and space, Michael, and it is just so… You.”

“Thank you, Robert. That is a wonderful compliment. I set it up thinking about y’all with the turntable, and the old school equipment … It’s just so…” And a trail off, my mind having gone blank on me.

“Hey, Michael, are you here with me?”

“Mumble, mumble, mumble, what?”

In the back of my mind, I hear, “Please come back to me, Michael.”

I snap back up, stating, “I’m sorry for any disrespect, and please forgive me for that. I had one of those skips again.”

I take a deep breath and say, “All right, gents. Sorry about that one. Now, where can I be and be out of the way while also enjoying this experience?”

Franklin comments while laughing hard, “Michael PUNIS RUSSI, just leave.” Franklin continues to laugh hard.

“Franklin, that’s a good one, one of your best.”

“Michael, just hang with me, and it will be out of the way, except I will be filming all of this. Is that OK, Michael?

“Yes, Franklin, that’s fine. I figured as much, given how much I know the band. I’ve been looking forward to this for some time now.”

Franklin adds, “Michael, thank you for allowing the boys and me to film this video in your home. It means a lot to me, and I know it means the world to the boys, each of them in their own right.”

“Franklin, you are welcome, and it is my pleasure. I know…” And I trailed off again.

“When Robert asked me about this, I knew that it was something that I could not say no to. It was just so…”

“Besides that, Franklin, what can I do for the boys to ensure this goes smoothly and falls within their one-take policy?” And I laughed.

“Michael, just stay with me and everything will be fine.”

“Oh, they are going to need some electricity.”

“Franklin, I’d like to remind you that if anything, or perhaps even something, goes sideways, that sister is going to be up in your shit, and not in a good way.”And I laughed at him.

“Yes, Michael, I am definitely afraid of that. You know your sister… she can be…”

I looked at him and said, “Franklin, be careful what you say here. She’s been my sister longer than you have existed.” I laughed some more.

“Fair enough, Michael, fair enough.” Franklin smiled, knowing how I felt towards him. See LSE1 for more of that.

“We must ensure that each setup is properly calibrated and get everything into place before we start. Your home is perfect for what we are doing.”

Robert walks over. “Michael, your home is the inspiration for this song. Not just you, Michael, but your home is the exact layout that I had in mind when I wrote this song.”

“Michael, I’ve been to your home many times, and I have loved every bit of it, because of its quirkiness, uniqueness, and the Michael factor.”

“Thank you, Robert, that is so lovely of you to say.”

“Puniverse, did you get that? Robert A Smith called the house having the Michael factor to it. OMG!!!”

Crickets.

“OK, so we are ready to go now.”

Room by room, Franklin and I go and listen to the tuning to determine how each instrument sounds.

We’re talking guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, and vocals. This was one of those few songs that Robert sang alone with no backing. He was the architect because it was very special to him and the band.

Franklin asked Megaton, “How do you feel about the setup, Megaton?”

“Franklin, I’m very happy with it. I’m so glad that I had the time to tune and set up the rig before we got here, knowing Robert A Smith knew Michael’s house inside and out.”

I wonder to myself, oh fuck, my neighbors are going to hate me. But, thankfully, it’s 11 AM.

Franklin says, “Sounds good. Let’s move over to Marvalious.”

He happened to be in a spot where his amp was in front of him, pointing away, with some satellites to his left and to his right. It was a three-point spot, and it was just so cool.

Franklin asks Arturius, “What are you thinking?”

Marvalious, I took a spot where I knew the sound would be. This is the perfect spot for bass, and…

“Michael, thank you again for inviting us into your home and allowing us to film a video. I know how you don’t like people in your home.”

And I cut him off, “Marvalious, y’all ain’t just people in my home, you’re my family and you’ll always be my family. You’re always welcome in my home, and when presented with this idea, I said, “I’m in.”

Marvalious smiled, turned to Franklin, and said,” I’m good. This is the right spot, and I have the right tune of my amp, and my bass is perfectly ready.

“Franklin, I don’t understand. How are you going to capture all of the spots at once?”

“Michael, I am going to set up a number of small GoPro-style cameras in each location to capture the boys, their actions, there… Them.”

“Sounds good, Franklin.”

We move on and come across Arturius. I look at him as a family member and somebody who worked for me.

He and his brother, Marvalious, worked for me for a number of years before I introduced the four of them.

Arturius, “What do you think?”

Franklin steps in, “Michael, that’s my line…”

“I’m sorry. Frankly, it is my house after all, and I thought…”

Franklin says, “That answer, I like it.” And he smiled.

“Franklin, please continue because I mean not to be rude and I mean not to do your job because that’s not within my purview.

Franklin says, “Exactly what he just said, Arturius, what are you feeling?

His answer was supposed to be thought of as typical of Arturius. He spoke very few words, and when he did speak, his words were always super succinct.

“Franklin, Michael, this is.”

And I knew what that meant. I looked at Franklin, and he nodded at me. We both turned back to Arturius, and it was not him.

I hugged Arturius, and he hugged me, which he knew was coming because he’d worked for me for so long.

I whispered to him, “Arturius, you are spectacular, and you know that Franklin, I, and the rest of the family absolutely love you.”

“I have since the first time we met during my onboarding. You are incredible.

“And I’m not talking about your technical musical skills, but as a human, you are absolutely incredible, my friend.”

Arturius nods at me and goes back to finishing his cord setup.

And it left us with one guy—just one guy. Franklin asks, “Robert, what do you think?”

“Franklin, Michael, my keyboard is set and ready to go.”

Franklin and I look at each other quickly, and Franklin responds, “Sounds good, Robert. You’re the architect, and you know what you’re doing. None of us has ever, ever doubted that.”

Robert smiled, nodded, and said, “I’m good to go.”

I turned to Franklin and I said, “Do you need any assistance in setting up cameras?”

Franklin says, “Nope. It will only take a moment or two.”

I walked into the kitchen to a spot where I was not in the way, but you can see that most of the action was not all there.

Franklin tells the boys, “We are two minutes from starting the recording. Does anybody need anything? Does anybody need to go to the bathroom?”

We bust out laughing together “I’m sorry, gents, it’s just so funny to say.”

Robert looks at him and chuckles. “Franklin, you’re such a dork. That’s why we love you, all of us… Us.”

And so, it was time for Franklin to count down from 10…

Franklin flips on the cameras, sets up throughout the space, and is ready to go. At five seconds, Franklin says “five, four, three…

And the music starts, and there is no going back on this one. Everybody does their job amazingly.

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So there you go folks, a raw version of LSE2, or The Second Book of LSE. We fully expect LSE2 to sell like hotcakes.

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LSE2 Raw Part One

This is the first of two posts taken from the Second Book of LSE, aka LSE2. This is a continuation of LSE1, or The First Book of LSE.

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I remember this day as if it were today or yesterday. It was what set up and was perfect, and then also something.

I got a FaceTime from Misty, and she has a top on, which is awesome because, like, boundaries.

Uncle Michael, Robert, Megaton, and then Marvalious, Arturius, and well, I remember you saying something to me a long time ago, and then I wanted to ask if we could use it.

“Misty, you can’t call them ‘Cunt Fuckers’”. I started laughing, and she joined me because it was ridiculous.

Uncle Michael!!!

I want to use that title from when you had a band as a teenager—it was a week or two, if I recall correctly. Uncle Michael, I want to use low self-esteem as the band name.

Misty, why is there a specific problem with it? I’m just curious because it seems not fitting for a band that will be the greatest in the world.

Uncle Michael, you can’t possibly know that you never demonstrated seeing the future. But Uncle Michael, I think I would, she paused. May I please get your opinion on using that?

Then Robert has a special request. He’s talked with Franklin, my father, a number of times about the business, and then he suggested talking to me.

Well, Misty, I think it’s hysterical to use that name because then you have a name of LSE or low self-esteem, so you always have to say low self-esteem, you can use just the initials.

Uncle Michael, this is why you’re the smartest person in the family. Also, Uncle Michael, you’re the craziest person in the family.

Jessica walks in and she says, “Is everything OK? Sir, I miss you. You don’t call often. It’s typically Robert.”

Robert comes into the frame, and he is topless. And he says, “Michael.” I didn’t ask, but Misty thinks that’s the right name. Then, there was also a band conversation.

Michael, I want your opinion on this as a part of the band name. We don’t want to play a concert with people. We’re just going to play pay-per-view and stuff in different cities with no crowd, so that there’s no having to deal with mixing and then also people, because it seems fitting, Sir, your thoughts, Sir.

Robert, that’s fucking brilliant and said your thoughts Robert, the two of you are brilliant the name and then just not having to play in front of a whole bunch of people and doing it pay-per-view and hell you can charge your dollar you can charge $100 Once people know hell the second but I believe that you’re going to break things after that.

Robert says, “I think I heard Misty say you’re not known to see the future, and that’s one of the powers that you have.” So, I don’t know if you can say something.

I know the albums except the fourth album from other realities, and I know that when you start releasing music, you will blow up the world because your music has so many layers and styles.

I know because I’ve been at the studio that you guys have done country, Death metal, which I love, it’s funny, and you’ve done rock, just heavy metal, and paused. You guys have done it and it’s fucking amazing because every one of you is fucking amazing.

Who is Michael? There’s no way you can know any of that because we talked about it, just the four of us. How do you know?

Robert, I told you about some of the realities I’ve been in. You guys are further along; in reality, you aren’t that far. But you do, and I don’t, either. I don’t touch anything. I’m not involved in breaking shit or posting shit.

Well, that means Michael broke shit because you’re telling me, and then also because you’re not, and then he pauses.

Robert, I’m going to tell you straight up, you guys are going to be the greatest band in the history of music, and you do all kinds of different styles because you can, because you’re all that talented, and that’s why you break the planet.

Then there’s one song that you do that asked me to write the lyrics to, and let’s just say it’s so loving, and the song that all cross every reality, or you guys have a band, you guys ask me to write this song.

And every reality I tell you that you’re going to fucking do it as a death metal song except for at our wedding and wish you would’ve done it instrumental and that’s so fucking amazing that you guys recorded and you know you guys are so fucking talented and I’m sorry that I’m telling you things that I really shouldn’t carry

Misty has Uncle Michael, who is inappropriate and tells Robert how successful they will be. I know this because Uncle Michael has told me, and I remember that. But I’ve never asked you as much as I can remember about the name.

Misty, I would feel honored if the band used that name, and also, just pay-per-view. It’s ridiculous, but their talent is immeasurable.

Robert Misty, Jessica, y’all are so unbelievably talented that you can play all these types of music, and you guys love to people love hearing your music because it has emotion to it. After all, you guys are fucking amazing, and I’m going to stop.

Michael, I just want to verify that you said that we don’t play live except for pay-per-view no crowd heard it and I’m just going to verify that.

Keeping with the name and your guises’ personalities since I know every one of you, I believe that and the various realities I’ve been to, you guys don’t ever play in front of a crowd, a concert is free pay-per-view. There are many of those because you guys aren’t doing it to get rich, you’re doing it to help.

Michael, why would we pay for pay-per-view and not charge for it? I don’t understand.

Uncle Michael, that doesn’t seem to be what would be best for business.

It’s because I pay for the first two concerts that are free because I need you guys to be out there and I stopped. It’s none of my fucking business, but I give you guys the money to do it and some of that money that is from Marvalious and Arturius because the bonus I gave them where I split mine and I gave them $10,000 or so each and they can confirm it.

Marvel told me about that because I was so lovely, and he knew that I was for this. It’s also helped us get all the equipment we need, and I owe gratitude to both of them because, well, so does Megaton.

Robert, I want to ask you if you and Misty would FaceTime with the three of them because I want them to hear what I’ve been telling you. Otherwise, I’m going to be redundant.

And then Bam Arturius, he is topless, and his wife, Lexi, taps my number multiple times. And then Marvel and his wife, Foxy, are topless, and she taps even harder, and then Megaton. And he’s topless, and we both say he’s handsome.

He really has a lovely physique. Megaton, I gotta ask—no, it’s not even an ask—you look phenomenal. You just piss me off because, my goodness, my friend, I hope your wife bows to you as you bound her.

And Stacy walks in and there’s a collective holy fuck she’s beautiful, not as beautiful as my wife, and not saying that for the sake of Man, she had a breast that very closely rivals Jessica’s.

And Jessica just keeps tapping me over and over and over, and she says Stacy, I’ve told you this before, your breasts are fucking phenomenal, and know it, you guys got them pierced. Holy shit, they’re just amazing.

Says Jessica Michael, “Thank you for commenting about doing this because I’m having her walk around the house with me, a T-shirt, and the robe.”

Says icy, everybody here if you have sensitive and a good way that he really I love that you Michaelh me like that appropriately, Sir, and then also I love the fact that I love you and that you love me when I have to do jumping jacks. And you watch me, I watch you, and you know that nothing really moves. Everything is solid.

Stacy, you’re right, it is fucking amazing to watch because you are perfect. I could’ve asked for you, like Michael asked for Jessica, and you’re just pausing. It’s a very long pause and he says I don’t care if you have a butt plug or not I would like for you to put a shirt on just T-shirt and then come back in and start doing jumping jacks for me and I would appreciate that damn Gone back couple seconds and it’s not clear if she has a butt plug.

And every time I don’t care if she has a butt plug or not, she’s beautiful, and man, her body is perfect.

Will Jessica, yes, and then also know you can’t have sex with her and can’t make out with her at all. No, and I can’t, but Misty, can you call Larry or Hannah and add them to this call?

And she does, and they’re Larry toothless because he’s a dork, and then also I’m a dork, and then also Hannah walks in. Everybody just says Oh fuck because Hannah is fucking beautiful, modest, and just really, really perfect.

Larry comments, “How come over here?” because, oh well, it’s not clear. Then he pauses, “Since Michael, if this was just having a chance to look at my wife, well, OK, and you don’t have 1 million times, and it’s always an exchange, and then I don’t know what I’m saying.”

Larry, I’ve been on calls with y’all, but it’s hard to think. Seeing all these super models really fuck up my brain.

And Hannah says it’s OK when we finish here, we’re going to have sex for 10 hours, and we’re going to chloroform our daughter.

It always made me feel awesome that she had taken in when they were dating. She didn’t act like a stepmom; she was her mother, and Cora treated her like that.

OK, Misty. Why are you asking the original question? You know I’m going to push boundaries here, and if you want to take her shirt off, go ahead; I’m not going to complain.

I’m not going to say anything, and I’m not going to leave. I’m saying I don’t have, I shouldn’t be the one dictating that. Your mom, OK, I kind of have a bigger problem with that, but fucking just if you want to, damn, shirts off, and you hear it from everybody.

And it’s a long line of holy shit Fuck that she’s perfect. And really, she was a perfect arrival, Jessica, but Jessica was a 5 billion out of 10, and there was like 3 billion out of 10.

I miss you was right there, 3 billion out of 10, maybe four. I was a beautiful, beautiful woman, and I looked, and I just kind of looked away and stared at other things because holy fuck, she was well configured, and I didn’t know.

Uncle Michael, thank you for growing up and being a man. And then, also, Uncle Michael, yes, we got them pierced when Stacey did, and I can say it’s amazing, amazing, powerful.

And Uncle Michael, you won’t love this, but my mother also did. Because she caused her and Franklin fuck a lot there, and it’s awesome that they are, and also it freaks me out because I know this, and I don’t want to know it.

Well, I’m going to tell you something that I don’t want to know either, but I know you and Robert are very active. You know what? That’s awesome because.

Everybody, Robert and I were discussing the idea of a band name, and he indicated that he was open to suggestions. I used the name that Uncle Michael mentioned to me years ago as a very funny joke, and then I also suggested to Robert that they name the band Low Self-Esteem or LSE.

And then, on top of that, Uncle Michael said that perhaps they just play pay-per-view, and that would fit in. They have all kinds of different styles, and they are amazing.

I looked at the screen as Jessica and I stood there in the kitchen, our favorite anti-pads. Hands went up first, which was Marvalious, and he said, “I love it.” LSE, that is us. If my bandmates agree, then OK.

Megaton was next, and he said I’m in. I love it. I love the idea of just playing wherever we are and doing pay-per-view, and he suggested, I think I can hear Michael saying to me, not even a dollar free for a while to get out there.

I know and Arturius comments I’m in. And Larry says I have nothing to do with this, but it sounds like a fucking great idea Michael and also you and Misty and Robert and fuck the whole family are genius, brilliant people and as is my wife and sometimes I just want to say that I want to have sex with her for a five day straight.

I don’t care if it hurts my cock I just said, she’s so smart. He pauses, and he starts laughing. Oh, she was so smart. She leaves me, and he continues laughing, and she slaps his arm.

What else?

Well, Uncle Michael, you had offered something to this, and then you gave some details of things from other realities, and if you want to go ahead.

OK, Family. I have offered to finance the first free pay-per-view and would be interested in doing more. I want you guys to have the backing you would ask for or need, and I don’t want to have any input other than helping.

There’s more, I indicated to Robert and Misty, I know some stuff because of other realities, you guys are getting a late start, and I said, well fuck.

Y’all are the greatest men in the world, and you used all kinds of musical silence after the second album. You asked me to write a song for you guys, and eventually, you would’ve performed it acoustically at Jessica and my wedding and pressed it to vinyl. And generally speaking, you release digitally, like iTunes, or just press the final button for everything. Very smart.

You didn’t mention that part before, either. I love that idea, and if my bandmates want to do that down the road, I’m all in.

Marvalious, our all great and back to me. Chance,.

Gentlemen, I would ask the opinions of your respective wives because they’re very important in this equation. They’re going to be a part of it, and they’re the ones who support you lovingly.
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So there you go folks, a raw version of LSE2, or The Second Book of LSE. We fully expect LSE2 to sell like hotcakes.