Tales From The Jessica Files – Augmented Unobtainium

After all, AU is gold!

What is Augmented Unobtainium? It's Gold.

This book takes place during a timeline very close to that of The Other Side, and this is part of the suffering that Punis experienced.

Every time he interacted with Jessica, it was a scene out of The Scary Door (TJF1, Futurama reference) where another card was pulled from a deck that could not see the rest.

The idea and intent were to show the non-interlaced realities that Punis was living during the timeline of The Other Side. Things would happen in his life, like getting a new bed, and he would fantasize about seeing her again.

Don't think of these as loops, but a lineup of a deck of cards on a table, side by side. When you flip one over, you get a new reality. You flip over another card, another reality... The two cards know nothing of one another; they are independent of each other.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
covers, Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Excerpt:

Nitrogen —7

Chemical element with symbol N and atomic number 7; Electron configuration [He] 2s2 2p3 with a relative atomic mass of 14.007.

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“Gents, I don’t want to alarm you, but we are about to have more company.”

Both Larry and Kirk turn around and see the members of LSE walking straight towards us.

I turn and somewhat whisper to Jessica, “I’ve got some more friends walking over, and I need to get up. I promise that you can hold me or be held by me afterward.”

READ MORE

Jessica lets go and then notices who’s coming over. She quickly turns to me and asks, “You know them too? Really?”

COLLAPSE

Augmented Unobtainium - It's gold.

Tales From The Jessica Files – The FIRST Book Of LSE

This is the story of the most regarded and influential rock band in the world, LSE (lowselfesteem), and their relationship and their importance to our most loving and wonderful couple, Punis and Jessica.

LSE holds a very, very special place in their hearts, and why wouldn't they? They knew one another, and it shows in the love they all have for one another.

We here at Secret Freezer Publishing can not underscore enough just how important the four most excellent members of the band are to us and their families.

Little did the world know just how important they would be and how the members of LSE would become a part of their own families.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
covers, Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Excerpt:

LowSelfEsteem was about to officially blow up. They would blow up there in Fargo, North Dakota, where Franklin Yukon, their manager, had gone to college. He had gotten a master's in business management from Eastern-Fargo Business School. See L2, It's important to note for a reason.

"Gents, we are 30 seconds out," said Robert A. Smith as he turned to his bandmates and asked everybody to huddle at the drum kit.Once there, Robert noted, "This is our time, and we've got some folks in our family to do right by tonight. All of them. All.

And with that, they turned back their attention to their spots, and when the counter hit zero and the red light came on… this was their time.

Robert stood there and waited a few seconds before stating, "We are LSE, low self-esteem. And we are going to play tonight for you on pay-per-view a combination of our first and second albums plus a sneak peek at a brand-new song that nobody has heard yet, not even our Manager…

READ MORE

"Oh, there's one more thing about tonight… Swing the cameras around, please."

And as the cameras turn, they show a completely empty stadium, just like one of their absolute favorite bands, Greenland Floyd, had done at Krakatoa some years ago.

Then the camera swung back to Robert a Smith, and he stated outright.

COLLAPSE

This is book #4 (four) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

Tales From The Jessica Files – From Bad to Worser – Paperback

From Bad To Worser

Tales From The Jessica Files - From Bad To Worser
Part of the Tales From The Jessica Files series:
Editions:Paperback - First Edition: $ 15.99
ISBN: 979-8-9894680-3-4
Size: 5.50 x 8.50 in
Pages: 236

Before we begin on this journey, there is something that we here at Secret Freezer Publishing wish to share about the format and structure of these stories.

You see, we view “tales” as a story. The kind of story you’d tell a friend or loved one, sharing and possibly embellishing them.

Our story has no timeline; things do happen when they do happen, but this is not a straight line. You’ll just have to read all of it for the context, content, and story to come together, like a nice orange chicken sauce.

We also hope you can open your mind and read what is written, consume it for its majestic nature, and find the lost corundum… It’s out there, on the other side, waiting to be found.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Excerpt:

“Jessica, I want to cook dinner for you one night this week. Would that sound good to you?”

“Yes, Sir, that would sound wonderful, Sir.”

“Jessica, what do you not eat so I can ensure it's not on the menu?”

“Ass, Sir.”

I bust out laughing. Holy shit, that was hysterical.

I'm sorry, Sir, butt, that's a boundary for me.”

“Yes, Ma’am. Taking ass off the menu, what else would you not want me to cook?”

"Sir, I'd like to pass on anything seafood-related at this time. Anything beef, chicken, or pork would be perfect, Sir.”

“Are there any specific vegetables that you would like? More importantly, are there any vegetables you would prefer I didn't cook for you?”

“Sir, no asparagus, Brussels sprouts, or kale. Potatoes, broccoli, green beans,… I'm a basic gal when it comes to what I eat.”

This is book #3 (three) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

Tales From The Jessica Files – From Bad to Worser – Hardcover

From Bad To Worser

Tales From The Jessica Files - From Bad To Worser
Part of the Tales From The Jessica Files series:
Editions:Hardcover - First Edition: $ 15.99
ISBN: 9798989468027
Size: 5.50 x 8.50 in
Pages: 232

Before we begin on this journey, there is something that we here at Secret Freezer Publishing wish to share about the format and structure of these stories.

You see, we view “tales” as a story. The kind of story you’d tell a friend or loved one, sharing and possibly embellishing them.

Our story has no timeline; things do happen when they do happen, but this is not a straight line. You’ll just have to read all of it for the context, content, and story to come together, like a nice orange chicken sauce.

We also hope you can open your mind and read what is written, consume it for its majestic nature, and find the lost corundum… It’s out there, on the other side, waiting to be found.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
covers, Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Excerpt:

“Jessica, I want to cook dinner for you one night this week. Would that sound good to you?”

“Yes, Sir, that would sound wonderful, Sir.”

“Jessica, what do you not eat so I can ensure it's not on the menu?”

“Ass, Sir.”

I bust out laughing. Holy shit, that was hysterical.

I'm sorry, Sir, butt, that's a boundary for me.”

“Yes, Ma’am. Taking ass off the menu, what else would you not want me to cook?”

"Sir, I'd like to pass on anything seafood-related at this time. Anything beef, chicken, or pork would be perfect, Sir.”

“Are there any specific vegetables that you would like? More importantly, are there any vegetables you would prefer I didn't cook for you?”

“Sir, no asparagus, Brussels sprouts, or kale. Potatoes, broccoli, green beans,… I'm a basic gal when it comes to what I eat.”

This is book #3 (three) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

Tales From The Jessica Files – The FIRST Book of LSE

The FIRST Book of LSE

This is the story of the most regarded and influential rock band in the world, LSE (lowselfesteem), and their relationship and their importance to our most loving and wonderful couple, Punis and Jessica.

LSE holds a very, very special place in their hearts, and why wouldn't they? They knew one another, and it shows in the love they all have for one another.

We here at Secret Freezer Publishing can not underscore enough just how important the four most excellent members of the band are to us and their families.

Little did the world know just how important they would be and how the members of LSE would become a part of their own families.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
covers, Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Excerpt:

LowSelfEsteem was about to officially blow up. They would blow up there in Fargo, North Dakota, where Franklin Yukon, their manager, had gone to college. He had gotten a master's in business management from Eastern-Fargo Business School. See L2, It's important to note for a reason.

"Gents, we are 30 seconds out," said Robert A. Smith as he turned to his bandmates and asked everybody to huddle at the drum kit.Once there, Robert noted, "This is our time, and we've got some folks in our family to do right by tonight. All of them. All.

And with that, they turned back their attention to their spots, and when the counter hit zero and the red light came on… this was their time.

Robert stood there and waited a few seconds before stating, "We are LSE, low self-esteem. And we are going to play tonight for you on pay-per-view a combination of our first and second albums plus a sneak peek at a brand-new song that nobody has heard yet, not even our Manager…

READ MORE

"Oh, there's one more thing about tonight… Swing the cameras around, please."

And as the cameras turn, they show a completely empty stadium, just like one of their absolute favorite bands, Greenland Floyd, had done at Krakatoa some years ago.

Then the camera swung back to Robert a Smith, and he stated outright.

COLLAPSE

As an aside, this is book FOUR in the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

The Other Side by K.W. Turner – KINDLE

49 minures

The Other Side by K.W. Turner - Paperback BLUE
Available on
Buy Now: Amazon Kindle
Part of the The Other Side by K.W. Turner series:
  • The Other Side by K.W. Turner - KINDLE
Editions:Kindle - First: $ 7.99
ISBN: 979-8-9870842-5-0

There are times when 49 minutes can feel like an eternity leaving you beaten down as a human. You're somewhere, or perhaps at some different time that you don't belong. You've become trapped on The Other Side of the reality that you're supposed to be in; subsequently, your existence is constantly being beaten down and punished. And when the darkness has all but engulfed you, one bit of light can pull you back from The Other Side.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
general-fiction

Tags:
k-w-turner, the-other-side

Excerpt:

There are times when 49 minutes can feel like an eternity leaving you beaten down as a human. You're somewhere, or perhaps at some different time that you don't belong. You've become trapped on The Other Side of the reality that you're supposed to be in; subsequently, your existence is constantly being beaten down and punished. And when the darkness has all but engulfed you, one bit of light can pull you back from The Other Side.

Reviews:Keith on Amazon.com wrote:

An intriguing look into mental health and how easily or quickly things can fall apart.

I wasn't sure what to expect going into this, but the cover looked cool, and the description was intriguing. For the price, I've spent more on worse. I found the lead character is very relatable, sometimes a little too much. They really emote their desperation, how depression was pulling them down, and the suicidal nature of those feelings.

The lead seemed to call out for help, but no one was there. And that was a reoccurring theme. They felt lost or trapped. A lot of the nuances of the writing drew me in, such as the narration (POV )style. The problem with Fiction/Drama is that the story is being told to you, and you have to emote. I felt like I knew this story, either myself or a friend, which made it really-really at times. It also made it sadder, empathetically speaking.

I could totally relate to the character, and while it was slightly annoying that you don't find out the character's name until late in the novel (no spoilers), it worked for the book.

Charles on Amazon.com wrote:

Who Knew

Eyes Open Wide
What a terrific story - attractive conversational style and excellent dialog - terrific method for conveying the point. I never knew there was this side of life or that it could thrive under my nose.

This boot was a pleasant departure from the pabulum dripping from bookshelves everywhere. It's insightful and tender without being sappy - open and honest - nicely written and engaging.

My wife and I both enjoyed this book immensely.

Excellent Work - Kudos to the author...


This is book #2 (two) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

Tales from the Jessica Files – KINDLE

After all, this is a love story

Tales from the Jessica Files Paperback – PINK
Available on
Buy Now: Amazon Kindle
Editions:Kindle - First: $ 7.99
ISBN: 979-8-9870842-3-6

This is a story of two humans who love one another like it's going out of style. They are each other's "The One." Simply stated, they love the hell out of one another. They are so incredibly in love that they were silly enough to go into a contract life with one another and the Department of Rules and Contracts, or DORCs for short.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Reviews:Keith on Amazon.com wrote:

This title was unexpectedly deep, incredibly heartfelt, and loving.

These two characters seemed to fit together perfectly. As I read it, I could feel just how deeply in love they are with one another. It really was a love story. A bit unusual and a little unique, but not for their world. Comfortably loving. It was a glimpse into a different world than mine.

I truly enjoyed it when I realized how The Other Side fell into place. That was cool for me. Like I was invested for some silly reason.

This title was unexpectedly deep, incredibly heartfelt, and loving. If you can't see the obviously intense emotional relationship here, then maybe you didn't read the same thing as I did. But having read The Other Side by K.W. Turner, so much of the dark sarcasm from the author made more sense to me.

Overall, this was fantabulous. I couldn't tell my friends which to read first as they are equally good and different. Like a yin/yang thing. They stand well separately and alone but complete one another. Interesting concept.

Charles on Amazon.com wrote:

My stars, what a story...

Who Knew...

I had no view of this side of relationships. I knew it existed but never guessed that tenderness and love could exist in Dom's and Sub's world. I learned that love has many sides and is expressed in every relationship.

The story is engaging from a personal point of view. It's as though I was in the room and experiencing the action as it occurred. The author put me into the conversations. I believed I was there.

The dialog kept me reading, and it kept me interested and wanting more.

I understand there is another work by this person; I'll be looking for more...

It's a great read.
Five Stars
Nice work!


This is book #1 (one) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

The Other Side by K.W. Turner – Hardcover BLUE

49 Minutes

The Other Side by K.W. Turner - Hardcover BLUE
Editions:Hardcover - First Edition: $ 15.99
ISBN: 979-8-9870842-4-3
Size: 5.50 x 8.50 in
Pages: 162
There are times when 49 minutes can feel like an eternity leaving you beaten down as a human. You're somewhere, or perhaps at some different time that you don't belong. You've become trapped on The Other Side of the reality that you're supposed to be in; subsequently, your existence is constantly being beaten down and punished. And when the darkness has all but engulfed you, one bit of light can pull you back from The Other Side.
Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
general-fiction

Tags:
k-w-turner, the-jessica-files, the-other-side

Reviews:Keith on Amazon.com wrote:

An intriguing look into mental health and how easily or quickly things can fall apart.

I wasn't sure what to expect going into this, but the cover looked cool, and the description was intriguing. For the price, I've spent more on worse. I found the lead character is very relatable, sometimes a little too much. They really emote their desperation, how depression was pulling them down, and the suicidal nature of those feelings.

The lead seemed to call out for help, but no one was there. And that was a reoccurring theme. They felt lost or trapped. A lot of the nuances of the writing drew me in, such as the narration (POV )style. The problem with Fiction/Drama is that the story is being told to you, and you have to emote. I felt like I knew this story, either myself or a friend, which made it really-really at times. It also made it sadder, empathetically speaking.

I could totally relate to the character, and while it was slightly annoying that you don't find out the character's name until late in the novel (no spoilers), it worked for the book.

Charles on Amazon.com wrote:

Who Knew

Eyes Open Wide
What a terrific story - attractive conversational style and excellent dialog - terrific method for conveying the point. I never knew there was this side of life or that it could thrive under my nose.

This boot was a pleasant departure from the pabulum dripping from bookshelves everywhere. It's insightful and tender without being sappy - open and honest - nicely written and engaging.

My wife and I both enjoyed this book immensely.

Excellent Work - Kudos to the author...


This is book #2 (two) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

Tales from the Jessica Files Paperback – PINK

After all, this is a love story

Tales from the Jessica Files Paperback – PINK
Editions:Paperback - First: $ 14.99
ISBN: 979-8-9870842-1-2
Size: 5.50 x 8.25 in
Pages: 266

This is a story of two humans who love one another like it's going out of style. They are each other's "The One." Simply stated, they love the hell out of one another. They are so incredibly in love that they were silly enough to go into a contract life with one another and the Department of Rules and Contracts, or DORCs for short.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Reviews:Keith on Amazon.com wrote:

This title was unexpectedly deep, incredibly heartfelt, and loving.

These two characters seemed to fit together perfectly. As I read it, I could feel just how deeply in love they are with one another. It really was a love story. A bit unusual and a little unique, but not for their world. Comfortably loving. It was a glimpse into a different world than mine.

I truly enjoyed it when I realized how The Other Side fell into place. That was cool for me. Like I was invested for some silly reason.

This title was unexpectedly deep, incredibly heartfelt, and loving. If you can't see the obviously intense emotional relationship here, then maybe you didn't read the same thing as I did. But having read The Other Side by K.W. Turner, so much of the dark sarcasm from the author made more sense to me.

Overall, this was fantabulous. I couldn't tell my friends which to read first as they are equally good and different. Like a yin/yang thing. They stand well separately and alone but complete one another. Interesting concept.

Charles on Amazon.com wrote:

My stars, what a story...

Who Knew...

I had no view of this side of relationships. I knew it existed but never guessed that tenderness and love could exist in Dom's and Sub's world. I learned that love has many sides and is expressed in every relationship.

The story is engaging from a personal point of view. It's as though I was in the room and experiencing the action as it occurred. The author put me into the conversations. I believed I was there.

The dialog kept me reading, and it kept me interested and wanting more.

I understand there is another work by this person; I'll be looking for more...

It's a great read.
Five Stars
Nice work!


This is book #1 (one) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

Tales from the Jessica Files Hardcover – PINK

After all, this is a love story

Tales from the Jessica Files Hardcover – PINK
Editions:Hardcover - First Edition: $ 18.99
ISBN: 979-8-9870842-2-9
Size: 5.50 x 8.50 in
Pages: 266

This is a story of two humans who love one another like it's going out of style. They are each other's "The One." Simply stated, they love the hell out of one another. They are so incredibly in love that they were silly enough to go into a contract life with one another and the Department of Rules and Contracts, or DORCs for short.

Published:
Publisher: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Imprint: Secret Freezer Publishing, LLC
Genres:
Romance > Dystopian

Tags:
covers, Punis Russi, Tales from the Jessica Files, the-jessica-files

Reviews:Keith on Amazon.com wrote:

This title was unexpectedly deep, incredibly heartfelt, and loving.

These two characters seemed to fit together perfectly. As I read it, I could feel just how deeply in love they are with one another. It really was a love story. A bit unusual and a little unique, but not for their world. Comfortably loving. It was a glimpse into a different world than mine.

I truly enjoyed it when I realized how The Other Side fell into place. That was cool for me. Like I was invested for some silly reason.

This title was unexpectedly deep, incredibly heartfelt, and loving. If you can't see the obviously intense emotional relationship here, then maybe you didn't read the same thing as I did. But having read The Other Side by K.W. Turner, so much of the dark sarcasm from the author made more sense to me.

Overall, this was fantabulous. I couldn't tell my friends which to read first as they are equally good and different. Like a yin/yang thing. They stand well separately and alone but complete one another. Interesting concept.

Charles on Amazon.com wrote:

My stars, what a story...

Who Knew...

I had no view of this side of relationships. I knew it existed but never guessed that tenderness and love could exist in Dom's and Sub's world. I learned that love has many sides and is expressed in every relationship.

The story is engaging from a personal point of view. It's as though I was in the room and experiencing the action as it occurred. The author put me into the conversations. I believed I was there.

The dialog kept me reading, and it kept me interested and wanting more.

I understand there is another work by this person; I'll be looking for more...

It's a great read.
Five Stars
Nice work!


This is book #1 (one) of the Tales From The Jessica Files series.

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