After all, it's shiny.
- Tales From The Jessica Files - From Bad to Worser - Hardcover
- Tales From The Jessica Files - From Bad to Worser - Paperback
- Tales From The Jessica Files - The FIRST Book of LSE
- Tales From The Jessica Files - The FIRST Book Of LSE
- Tales From The Jessica Files - Augmented Unobtainium
- Tales From The Jessica Files - Gaiety Destiny
- Tales From The Jessica Files - Ag-47
- Tales From The Jessica Files - The Thinker
- Tales From The Jessica Files - Augmented Unobtainium
- Tales From The Jessica Files - Absolute Time
- Tales From The Jessica Files - Oral Sessions
"Folks, I said"Officer Jessica" when talking with Robert A Smith. Why do you think that is?"
One of the kids to my left states, "Because she is an officer?
"She was, she was an officer. She resigned from the force to be with me. She resigned from the force to be with Punis.
"She loved him in such an absolute that she would do that for him, having only seen and talked to him again for a few minutes when it was balls hot outside … Not much, unlike this shit right now."
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And they have a copy of Tales From The Jessica Files in pink. I know, right? Nobody has that? Everybody loves the white?The officer asks, "Sir, would you sign and personalize my book?"
I said, "Of course, I would; who do I make it out to? eBay?"
"Officer Jessica. And"
Everything blew up in my brain. I must've skipped, had a stroke, or not been paying attention to who the officer was and what they looked like rather than trying to be a good person.
And I looked up to the Eyes of a Stranger and said… "Jessica, what the fuck? Why would you do this to me? What the fuck? You goddamn well know I've written five books about you. I have talked about you time and again."
"Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car."
It was at this point I felt like I could be fucked. "OK, should I leave my iPad in the car or bring it?"
Ag 47 - It's silver and shiny.