If you thought for a second there were only five parts here, wrong! This is the yet another post taken from the Second Book of LSE, aka LSE2. This is a continuation of LSE1, or The First Book of LSE. LSE2 is rather important.
Once again, Tibor says you should enjoy. 🙂
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I reach out to Robert with a tap, and I ask Robert are you there?
Yes Micheal so great to hear from you. Is everything OK?
Where are you?
I’m at studio studio, where else would I be?
OK so I’m in reality where I own studio studio right?
Yes Micheal, of course. One of many things that you own. Are you OK Micheal?
Yeah, I think so. I mean probably maybe I’m not sure.
What’s up? I mean, you don’t reach out very often to say lately, but can’t say lately.
Robert, how many albums has LSE recorded in put out?
One. And we played one show and got a really good response about the music and everything. What’s up you seem panicked.
I’m trying to get my feet grounded and I want to talk to you about the album, have you named the second album yet? I know the third, the fourth, and the fifth. Oh spoiler alert.
Dammit Micheal, dammit. I didn’t know that there was a fourth and fifth. But we have a single that we put out after we record a song that you write the lyrics to. I know this because I remember so much. There were so many different realities.
Robert, I’m sorry that I kind of just spoiled some of that. For the longest time after the third album, y’all are trying to figure out what the title of the album is, and Jessica tells you. But I don’t know where she is, I don’t feel her in this reality.
That’s cause you don’t have her. She doesn’t exist here. She’s never born. You single, miserable, refused to date and you just without her you don’t function very well.
Micheal, your writing is perfect and it’s the same across all time in space and you’ve been working on realities. Where are you living though?
I don’t know. I suspect that hold on and I’ll look around and I don’t see anything that me where I am. I’m in the kitchen at the Ocho.
Robert, I’m at the Ojo. I don’t know where I am in the timelines, but if you guys are just done one and you’re recording too, tell me the name of it?
Micheal, do you know the name of it? It begins with an S ends with an E. Oh fuck just Micheal Sapphire that’s because you don’t have Jessica and we’re wearing the album to honor her.
Robert, what’s the name of the third album? And remember you can’t lie to me and you shouldn’t but you can’t.
Frozen in Fargo, but I don’t remember the name of the song that you write for us and the fourth in the fist and I was all news to me.
Robert, do you wanna know the fifth because the fourth is the one who tells you. That happens in one of the books that you’re not allowed to read, you are in your contract.
I think the fifth album is a recording of a show we do in studio studio but I don’t know what it’s called but I know that there’s people there that I’ve met. I don’t know.
Robert, how strong are you to hear and know all of this Because it’s a Jessica who gives me the name one night in bed and it’s not oh my God you have a 13 inch green cock.
We both have a very, very good laugh as fuck.
I know Micheal and I am trying very hard to remember things, but also be appropriate so I’m just gonna hold back and say please don’t tell me anything more in fact just just erase this fucking conversation for me please. I don’t wanna know these things if you’re testing me dammit Micheal please stop and just wipe my mind with this conversation, OK Robert. What conversation are you talking about?
We’re talking about being here at the studio. That’s where it is in my mind and I know that I can’t lie to you, the price is steep.
I presumed that we were talking about stuff and I asked you to take it away because it wasn’t a good idea for me to know.
I think you’re right, my friend. I hope that you guys have all the success in the world and that you and, the band are good, OK feeling good OK whatever, and the wires are doing fine as well.
Everybody who they’re supposed to be with. By the way, Franklin is here and he has been kind of directing traffic if you will. He’s really doing a great job versus that. Some of those times were he was just a fucking douche bag not capable of fucking functioning.
Robert that is your father-in-law. And, once again, I’m not your father just so we’re clear.
Robert starts laughing as this has been a running joke. The kind of joke that basically nobody else fineds to be funny.
Robert, is there anything I can do to help? I just I feel like I need to seal and just ground me.
Micheal, are you in the studio studio so why don’t you just teleport here.
Great, I can teleport. I feel like I’ve asked you this before but how do I do that?
I just starts laughing because Micheal I can’t tell you because I don’t know it’s like magic like you know if you’re wizard or something.
That woke up real fast. Real fast. And then I was there. I just took steps to Robert and I gave him a hug after disconnecting telepathic conversation.
I’ve always been able to find Robert except for reality or two. Car crash reality and then the one where I get sent back in time by that little ancient Cunt, I kept calling for him and calling for him. I finally found him Off.
But that’s another book for a different day and a fun story.
After a very lovely hug, the brothers and a ton come out of their booths and I got a hug from each of them and it feels like I’m gonna have my ribs broken when megaton hugs me. Goddamn, he’s fucking big Muscular sick never asked as he should. Another story for a different day.
Thank you for helping me here. I just got here and I need to be grounded and there’s no Jessica. I kind of talk to Robert and he told me I’m a miserable prick.
First he says Micheal you’re not a prick but you are very miserable nothing and nobody has been able to get you happy. He starts to cry.
Arturus is next to speak and I expected that five words, but that wasn’t the case, he finally gotten out of his shell apparently.
Micheal, are you OK? Do you seem like you you must’ve skipped and can we talk Micheal.
And apparently, I dilate time and I tapped our and it says Micheal, do you know who I am?
Yeah, your former employee that I gave money to you to help start this band. At least I think I did. And, You do guitarist for LSE, or low self esteem. What am I missing?
Micheal, do you know who I really am and I’ll tell me where you are.
And nonchalantly, I just say oh you mean God? Jesus Christ? That?
OK you’re OK now you know that and I know you’ll never tell anybody. I’ve probably my wife not some point. I remember it and just you all took my powers away you and the Reverend and Robert and Misty Took my powers away. I am mortal.
Do you still have power? It’s just not as much as you had before. And I kind of scan him and say you’re about 350% energy that’s why you play the guitar amazingly, brilliantly, you are not Phil, but you are the best in the world.
Starts to laugh and then gets real serious and says Micheal sometime soon I don’t know when it is you’re gonna go see Phil and his wife and it will change.
OK, I’m gonna guess somebody’s gonna help me and get me there. But how can I help you?
You can’t unless you’re gonna write music for us give us titles album titles you’re here that’s helping us.
Step over and give him a hug a different hug from few minutes ago. I love you, my friend, I love you, my former employee, I love you as the guitarist of LSE.
And dammit, I don’t give a fuck anymore that your son of God and I don’t even know who’s God right now, who is elected now?
The reverend is my father right now and it’s only been my father for a little while at the beginning early on his tenure.
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So there you go folks, a raw version of LSE2, or The Second Book of LSE. We fully expect LSE2 to sell like hotcakes.
