This is the first of two posts taken from the Second Book of LSE, aka LSE2. This is a continuation of LSE1, or The First Book of LSE.

Maybe enjoy? 🙂

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I remember this day as if it were today or yesterday. It was what set up and was perfect, and then also something.

I got a FaceTime from Misty, and she has a top on, which is awesome because, like, boundaries.

Uncle Michael, Robert, Megaton, and then Marvalious, Arturius, and well, I remember you saying something to me a long time ago, and then I wanted to ask if we could use it.

“Misty, you can’t call them ‘Cunt Fuckers’”. I started laughing, and she joined me because it was ridiculous.

Uncle Michael!!!

I want to use that title from when you had a band as a teenager—it was a week or two, if I recall correctly. Uncle Michael, I want to use low self-esteem as the band name.

Misty, why is there a specific problem with it? I’m just curious because it seems not fitting for a band that will be the greatest in the world.

Uncle Michael, you can’t possibly know that you never demonstrated seeing the future. But Uncle Michael, I think I would, she paused. May I please get your opinion on using that?

Then Robert has a special request. He’s talked with Franklin, my father, a number of times about the business, and then he suggested talking to me.

Well, Misty, I think it’s hysterical to use that name because then you have a name of LSE or low self-esteem, so you always have to say low self-esteem, you can use just the initials.

Uncle Michael, this is why you’re the smartest person in the family. Also, Uncle Michael, you’re the craziest person in the family.

Jessica walks in and she says, “Is everything OK? Sir, I miss you. You don’t call often. It’s typically Robert.”

Robert comes into the frame, and he is topless. And he says, “Michael.” I didn’t ask, but Misty thinks that’s the right name. Then, there was also a band conversation.

Michael, I want your opinion on this as a part of the band name. We don’t want to play a concert with people. We’re just going to play pay-per-view and stuff in different cities with no crowd, so that there’s no having to deal with mixing and then also people, because it seems fitting, Sir, your thoughts, Sir.

Robert, that’s fucking brilliant and said your thoughts Robert, the two of you are brilliant the name and then just not having to play in front of a whole bunch of people and doing it pay-per-view and hell you can charge your dollar you can charge $100 Once people know hell the second but I believe that you’re going to break things after that.

Robert says, “I think I heard Misty say you’re not known to see the future, and that’s one of the powers that you have.” So, I don’t know if you can say something.

I know the albums except the fourth album from other realities, and I know that when you start releasing music, you will blow up the world because your music has so many layers and styles.

I know because I’ve been at the studio that you guys have done country, Death metal, which I love, it’s funny, and you’ve done rock, just heavy metal, and paused. You guys have done it and it’s fucking amazing because every one of you is fucking amazing.

Who is Michael? There’s no way you can know any of that because we talked about it, just the four of us. How do you know?

Robert, I told you about some of the realities I’ve been in. You guys are further along; in reality, you aren’t that far. But you do, and I don’t, either. I don’t touch anything. I’m not involved in breaking shit or posting shit.

Well, that means Michael broke shit because you’re telling me, and then also because you’re not, and then he pauses.

Robert, I’m going to tell you straight up, you guys are going to be the greatest band in the history of music, and you do all kinds of different styles because you can, because you’re all that talented, and that’s why you break the planet.

Then there’s one song that you do that asked me to write the lyrics to, and let’s just say it’s so loving, and the song that all cross every reality, or you guys have a band, you guys ask me to write this song.

And every reality I tell you that you’re going to fucking do it as a death metal song except for at our wedding and wish you would’ve done it instrumental and that’s so fucking amazing that you guys recorded and you know you guys are so fucking talented and I’m sorry that I’m telling you things that I really shouldn’t carry

Misty has Uncle Michael, who is inappropriate and tells Robert how successful they will be. I know this because Uncle Michael has told me, and I remember that. But I’ve never asked you as much as I can remember about the name.

Misty, I would feel honored if the band used that name, and also, just pay-per-view. It’s ridiculous, but their talent is immeasurable.

Robert Misty, Jessica, y’all are so unbelievably talented that you can play all these types of music, and you guys love to people love hearing your music because it has emotion to it. After all, you guys are fucking amazing, and I’m going to stop.

Michael, I just want to verify that you said that we don’t play live except for pay-per-view no crowd heard it and I’m just going to verify that.

Keeping with the name and your guises’ personalities since I know every one of you, I believe that and the various realities I’ve been to, you guys don’t ever play in front of a crowd, a concert is free pay-per-view. There are many of those because you guys aren’t doing it to get rich, you’re doing it to help.

Michael, why would we pay for pay-per-view and not charge for it? I don’t understand.

Uncle Michael, that doesn’t seem to be what would be best for business.

It’s because I pay for the first two concerts that are free because I need you guys to be out there and I stopped. It’s none of my fucking business, but I give you guys the money to do it and some of that money that is from Marvalious and Arturius because the bonus I gave them where I split mine and I gave them $10,000 or so each and they can confirm it.

Marvel told me about that because I was so lovely, and he knew that I was for this. It’s also helped us get all the equipment we need, and I owe gratitude to both of them because, well, so does Megaton.

Robert, I want to ask you if you and Misty would FaceTime with the three of them because I want them to hear what I’ve been telling you. Otherwise, I’m going to be redundant.

And then Bam Arturius, he is topless, and his wife, Lexi, taps my number multiple times. And then Marvel and his wife, Foxy, are topless, and she taps even harder, and then Megaton. And he’s topless, and we both say he’s handsome.

He really has a lovely physique. Megaton, I gotta ask—no, it’s not even an ask—you look phenomenal. You just piss me off because, my goodness, my friend, I hope your wife bows to you as you bound her.

And Stacy walks in and there’s a collective holy fuck she’s beautiful, not as beautiful as my wife, and not saying that for the sake of Man, she had a breast that very closely rivals Jessica’s.

And Jessica just keeps tapping me over and over and over, and she says Stacy, I’ve told you this before, your breasts are fucking phenomenal, and know it, you guys got them pierced. Holy shit, they’re just amazing.

Says Jessica Michael, “Thank you for commenting about doing this because I’m having her walk around the house with me, a T-shirt, and the robe.”

Says icy, everybody here if you have sensitive and a good way that he really I love that you Michaelh me like that appropriately, Sir, and then also I love the fact that I love you and that you love me when I have to do jumping jacks. And you watch me, I watch you, and you know that nothing really moves. Everything is solid.

Stacy, you’re right, it is fucking amazing to watch because you are perfect. I could’ve asked for you, like Michael asked for Jessica, and you’re just pausing. It’s a very long pause and he says I don’t care if you have a butt plug or not I would like for you to put a shirt on just T-shirt and then come back in and start doing jumping jacks for me and I would appreciate that damn Gone back couple seconds and it’s not clear if she has a butt plug.

And every time I don’t care if she has a butt plug or not, she’s beautiful, and man, her body is perfect.

Will Jessica, yes, and then also know you can’t have sex with her and can’t make out with her at all. No, and I can’t, but Misty, can you call Larry or Hannah and add them to this call?

And she does, and they’re Larry toothless because he’s a dork, and then also I’m a dork, and then also Hannah walks in. Everybody just says Oh fuck because Hannah is fucking beautiful, modest, and just really, really perfect.

Larry comments, “How come over here?” because, oh well, it’s not clear. Then he pauses, “Since Michael, if this was just having a chance to look at my wife, well, OK, and you don’t have 1 million times, and it’s always an exchange, and then I don’t know what I’m saying.”

Larry, I’ve been on calls with y’all, but it’s hard to think. Seeing all these super models really fuck up my brain.

And Hannah says it’s OK when we finish here, we’re going to have sex for 10 hours, and we’re going to chloroform our daughter.

It always made me feel awesome that she had taken in when they were dating. She didn’t act like a stepmom; she was her mother, and Cora treated her like that.

OK, Misty. Why are you asking the original question? You know I’m going to push boundaries here, and if you want to take her shirt off, go ahead; I’m not going to complain.

I’m not going to say anything, and I’m not going to leave. I’m saying I don’t have, I shouldn’t be the one dictating that. Your mom, OK, I kind of have a bigger problem with that, but fucking just if you want to, damn, shirts off, and you hear it from everybody.

And it’s a long line of holy shit Fuck that she’s perfect. And really, she was a perfect arrival, Jessica, but Jessica was a 5 billion out of 10, and there was like 3 billion out of 10.

I miss you was right there, 3 billion out of 10, maybe four. I was a beautiful, beautiful woman, and I looked, and I just kind of looked away and stared at other things because holy fuck, she was well configured, and I didn’t know.

Uncle Michael, thank you for growing up and being a man. And then, also, Uncle Michael, yes, we got them pierced when Stacey did, and I can say it’s amazing, amazing, powerful.

And Uncle Michael, you won’t love this, but my mother also did. Because she caused her and Franklin fuck a lot there, and it’s awesome that they are, and also it freaks me out because I know this, and I don’t want to know it.

Well, I’m going to tell you something that I don’t want to know either, but I know you and Robert are very active. You know what? That’s awesome because.

Everybody, Robert and I were discussing the idea of a band name, and he indicated that he was open to suggestions. I used the name that Uncle Michael mentioned to me years ago as a very funny joke, and then I also suggested to Robert that they name the band Low Self-Esteem or LSE.

And then, on top of that, Uncle Michael said that perhaps they just play pay-per-view, and that would fit in. They have all kinds of different styles, and they are amazing.

I looked at the screen as Jessica and I stood there in the kitchen, our favorite anti-pads. Hands went up first, which was Marvalious, and he said, “I love it.” LSE, that is us. If my bandmates agree, then OK.

Megaton was next, and he said I’m in. I love it. I love the idea of just playing wherever we are and doing pay-per-view, and he suggested, I think I can hear Michael saying to me, not even a dollar free for a while to get out there.

I know and Arturius comments I’m in. And Larry says I have nothing to do with this, but it sounds like a fucking great idea Michael and also you and Misty and Robert and fuck the whole family are genius, brilliant people and as is my wife and sometimes I just want to say that I want to have sex with her for a five day straight.

I don’t care if it hurts my cock I just said, she’s so smart. He pauses, and he starts laughing. Oh, she was so smart. She leaves me, and he continues laughing, and she slaps his arm.

What else?

Well, Uncle Michael, you had offered something to this, and then you gave some details of things from other realities, and if you want to go ahead.

OK, Family. I have offered to finance the first free pay-per-view and would be interested in doing more. I want you guys to have the backing you would ask for or need, and I don’t want to have any input other than helping.

There’s more, I indicated to Robert and Misty, I know some stuff because of other realities, you guys are getting a late start, and I said, well fuck.

Y’all are the greatest men in the world, and you used all kinds of musical silence after the second album. You asked me to write a song for you guys, and eventually, you would’ve performed it acoustically at Jessica and my wedding and pressed it to vinyl. And generally speaking, you release digitally, like iTunes, or just press the final button for everything. Very smart.

You didn’t mention that part before, either. I love that idea, and if my bandmates want to do that down the road, I’m all in.

Marvalious, our all great and back to me. Chance,.

Gentlemen, I would ask the opinions of your respective wives because they’re very important in this equation. They’re going to be a part of it, and they’re the ones who support you lovingly.
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So there you go folks, a raw version of LSE2, or The Second Book of LSE. We fully expect LSE2 to sell like hotcakes.